BringBackFergy

Can someone explain to me whether I should like this hire or hate it? If I should hate it, give me a few one liners I can use for future posts.

Is this a safe space? Pretty pathetic that some people are hurt, upset or feel they are being attacked when someone questions their opinions or position on a given topic. Get over it. Have you ever had a boss call you a "dumb ass" or ask "what are you stupid?" Have you ever had a client scream at you or tell you to "!@#$ off"? This board is candyland compared to real life confrontation. In fact, it's !@#$ing entertainment. I'm not here to pet you and tell you everything will be fine. I'm not here to applaud every dumbass comment you make. If people would relax a little and have some fun (and not take every comment about them seriously) you might find the enjoyment many of us experienced before this place turned into a bubble wrapped garden of daisies. It's fun to bust each other's chops and I've even tried to do so with new members like Teef (who is a cool dude)...but alas, sensitivity is the new buzz word (right after "optics"). Geesh.

I thought this thread was about Sammy not showing up to the basketball court.

Post a pic of your walking route and I guarantee there's at least five microbreweries along your "fitness trail".

Is Gugny pronounced the same as it looks....."Dick-head"?

That was great! Loved that one.

Getting it wrong is ok...getting it wrong and giving up a coveted first round pick the next year is altogether clueless. Thanks for the memories Whales.

Any chance we win a Superbowl by then?

If? If? If we stayed put and drafted OBJ instead of Sammy, we wouldn't have lost our first round pick the following year.

Yep

Any guy who picks a fight with hospital staff during a routine physical is ok in my book. Shows good temperament.

https://youtu.be/Tfe6BKv8mWw Doug Henning. Watched him as a kid. "It's an illusion!!"

Is this really worthy of prayer? I mean, I can think of 100 other things God might want to fix before our GM problem. 1) Sammy's foot. 2) Dareus' dependence on reefer. 3) World peace 4) Floods and locust 5) Coach McDoormat growing his hair out. 6) A balanced budget 7) LBGTQABC rights 8) Decreasing the speed limit nationwide to 40mph Etc

Teef spent a ton of dough making his ears erect...I doubt he wants anyone touching them.

Little person?

Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance?

Happy Birthday JW....don't let that weasel Joe Buscaglia butt in front of you during interviews. Throw some elbows.

Thanks

I have a tough time with sentence structure...can someone help me fix this sentence: Bang Gugny elephants to baby likes

TM: "Doug...can I call you Doug?...here's the thing...you need to open your eyelids more than halfway to make people take you seriously. With that said...how 'bout them Cowboys?"

I thought we already signed a safety in Micah Hyde? I'm confused

LOL. I forgot about that.

So long as Beane has a decent haircut and doesn't look stoned when giving an interview I say hire him.

We'll never be able to recover the three first round picks we lost on the Sammy trade.

This is a great stat. Considering some of the piss poor tackling we've seen over the last two years (Gilmore...ahem) at least this kid wraps up.