BringBackFergy

If the player in question has a lacerated spleen we are truly cursed.

Maybe someone was injured during the flight from Hawaii to Orlando? Why were they going to Orlando anyway?

Maybe something happened in Hawaii...they're like 20 hours ahead of us here.

Hard to believe Shefter or some other "Insider" hasn't broken the news yet This may be a huuuge troll by Del Reid to get clicks

I can't believe this. He always struck me as responsible gentleman.

It says a VERY serious injury so it can't be a lingering ankle or knee injury...my quick guesses: 1) Mike Tolbert fell off the trapeze at "Circus of the Stars" and sustained a broken abdomen 2) Nate Peterman had to have his right arm amputated following a charity "200 Yard Garbage Can" throw...he'll return next year as a south paw. 3) Nick O'Leary and his grandfather were playing in a Pro Am and Nick caught a severely sliced ball in his left eye. Lee Trevino tried to warn Nick by yelling "QUATRO!!!!" The left eye was placed in a cocktail napkin and quickly secured in the beer cart ice chest.

^^^ Started the “tuck and roll” fad of the 80’s where you roll up the cuffs of your jeans....but he added white leather shoes which never really took off.

Wtf??

Jersey #15 Name: Wunderlic

I scouted Remi for about 12 hours on YouTube. Watched all his game film. I think Mike White is a poor man’s Remi Issaly but might be worth a shot if we can’t land an elite passer.

Ben Russ

Lil' Job

^^^ Regularly attends “Paint and Sip” parties for the sole purpose of expressing his emotions on canvas in a roomful of inebriated, “60 something” divorcees.

@gugny won’t be making lunch. He has a yeast infection.

If I was cloned there’d be a lot more peace in the world. I am, after all, a very calm and compassionate human being; I rarely ridicule anyone for their shortcomings.

Prayers for you and your bride...comfort, peace, strength and great treatment. Stay tough Count!!

Wow

You on crack? Pleeeze

^^^ Routinely gets a standing ovation at the local karaoke bar when he sings Blondie's "The Tide is High"...especially his favorite verse "I'm not the kinda girl, who gives up just like thaaaaat....noooooo" as he points to his partner stage left.

You have to give the Bears at least one game based on coaching alone. I mean, who's coaching the Sandlot kids? Is there an infield fly rule? The catcher for Sandlot team can talk smack...that might affect the Bears lineup. It's a close one, but I'd say the Sandlot gang takes four games.

Nice job!! But you don't want my advice...I told you to settle. LOL

Maximus. Next question.

^^^ Inventer of the "Anti-Smear Computer Screen" following years of trial and error when he was 15 - 20 years old.

Happy Birthday TSW. What kind of birthday cake would be appropriate for the tailgate next year? Maybe a cake in the shape of a giant pickle with green frosting? Or as someone said in that thread..."a giant abortion"?

^^^ Can spout off facts and dates regarding the Mesopotamian War because he lived it.