BringBackFergy

A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide?

His mind is in the gutter…always.

How old?

How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather. How old is the man's son?

You'll kick yourself in the groin when you hear the answer.

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

With every turn of the timer, you spent two seconds +/- That’s not EXACTLY 15 minutes.

Glass or plexiglass

Heyyyyy!! That’s cheating!! 😄

My father showed me something about that a long time ago. Don’t you turn the pack upside down and there’s a little guy in the camel’s body?

I’ll stick with my answer. The bulb that is hot to touch but off is switch one. The bulb that’s on is switch two and the bulb that’s off is switch 3.

Are they regular light bulbs or LED? If regular, turn one switch on for three minutes, then off. Turn the next one on and leave on. Keep the last one off. ??

A person is put in a cement room without windows. The door is mechanically bolted shut and under strict watch so that nobody can come in or out. It is secured in every possible way. 24 hours later, the door is opened, and there are now 2 people inside the room. How is this possible?

Because criminals are buried 9 feet deep? Don’t know this one.

He was a taxi driver?