ExWNYer

'Colonials' is already used in DC by George Washington University. The 'Washington Ians' https://www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org/washingtonians-the-washingtonian-movement/

(Assuming the two on the date are of the opposite sex) "I might be gay."

I know someone named Bruce who saw Bruce walk into a pizza place in VA Beach several years ago. True story. The odds of two people named Bruce randomly in the same place at the same time can't be very good. Two named Mike or John, sure. But Bruce? Doubtful. (Just my dumb musings...carry on) BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!

Reminds me of an old joke/pick-up line(?)...Man to woman: "How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?" I like eggs prepared just about any way you can make them although I am not a huge fan of poached. Last time I downed them raw was a lifetime ago in high school when I was training for football. Lately, I've been eating egg white omelettes with Parmesan cheese, chives, a dash of salt, and generous pepper. Today, I added some sliced Boars Head turkey to it. This was accompanied with an English muffin and a side of sliced strawberries and banana.

Well I was born in a small town And I live in a small town Probably die in a small town Oh, those small communities All my friends are so small town My parents live in the same small town My job is so small town Provides little opportunity

The Cleveland Browns, LA Clippers, LA Lakers, and Utah Jazz all beg to differ.

In keeping with my redskin potato suggestion, I have revised the lyrics for their fight song. This could tie into their concession sales and they could get Ore-Ida to be their new sponsor... OLD (Original) LYRICS: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C. Run or Pass or Score We need a lot more Beat 'em Swamp 'em Touchdown Let the Points Soar Fight On, Fight On 'til you have won Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C.! Scalp 'em Swamp 'em We will take 'em Big Score Read 'em Weep 'em Touchdown We want heaps more! Fight On, Fight On, 'til you have won Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the Warpath Fight for old D.C.! NEW LYRICS: Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C. Roast or Peel or Core We need a lot more Beat 'em Mash 'em Down 'em Let the Carbs Soar Eat On, Eat On 'til you have none Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C.! Scallop 'em Smash 'em We will take 'em Gimme More Fry 'em Bake 'em Down 'em We want heaps more! Eat On, Eat On, 'til you have none Sons of Washington Hail to the Redskins! Hail Tastily! Spuds on the Stovetop Food for old D.C.!

Don't order too much... -or- Do you like porn?

RIP

I wonder how much say Rivera actually has in 'working closely' with Snyder to develop a new name and design. Given' Li'l Dummy's track record, Rivera is likely to be gone in two or three years.

My wife is here...

He could keep his name by changing the team logo from the Native-American image to a redskin potato...

No need to get salty!

It was pretty cheesy...

I'm guessing that you only skimmed this thread. Probably only read about 1%...maybe 2%.

This take is cream of the crop.

I'm back in the saddle againOut where a friend is a friendWhere the longhorn cattle feedOn the lowly jimsonweedBack in the saddle again

How about for 'safe sex' when trying to get to 'third base'? Depends upon whether you're an optimist or a pessimist.

Now that he is in NE*, it will be interesting to see if Newton is protected by the refs and the league like Brady was. He took some brutal on field hits while in Carolina where no flag was (and should have been) thrown and that Brady never would have had to endure. He should benefit with an upgraded offensive line now but, if the league continues to look the other way while defenses light him up, he may be out of the league sooner rather than later. Either way, he'll have his hands full as there are no defensive stiffs in the AFC East, unlike the NFC South.

Heart and soul, I fell in love with youHeart and soul, the way a fool would do, madlyBecause you held me tightAnd stole a kiss in the night Heart and soul, I begged to be adoredLost control, and tumbled overboard, gladlyThat magic night we kissedThere in the moon mist

A room full of tearsA room full of tearsRaindrops keep a-falling(Raindrops keeps a-falling)Trickling down my window pane(Trickling down my window pane)As I sit here hoping(as I sit here hoping)And that you'll come back home again(That you'll come back home again)