ExWNYer

No need to get salty!

It was pretty cheesy...

I'm guessing that you only skimmed this thread. Probably only read about 1%...maybe 2%.

This take is cream of the crop.

I'm back in the saddle againOut where a friend is a friendWhere the longhorn cattle feedOn the lowly jimsonweedBack in the saddle again

How about for 'safe sex' when trying to get to 'third base'? Depends upon whether you're an optimist or a pessimist.

Now that he is in NE*, it will be interesting to see if Newton is protected by the refs and the league like Brady was. He took some brutal on field hits while in Carolina where no flag was (and should have been) thrown and that Brady never would have had to endure. He should benefit with an upgraded offensive line now but, if the league continues to look the other way while defenses light him up, he may be out of the league sooner rather than later. Either way, he'll have his hands full as there are no defensive stiffs in the AFC East, unlike the NFC South.

Heart and soul, I fell in love with youHeart and soul, the way a fool would do, madlyBecause you held me tightAnd stole a kiss in the night Heart and soul, I begged to be adoredLost control, and tumbled overboard, gladlyThat magic night we kissedThere in the moon mist

A room full of tearsA room full of tearsRaindrops keep a-falling(Raindrops keeps a-falling)Trickling down my window pane(Trickling down my window pane)As I sit here hoping(as I sit here hoping)And that you'll come back home again(That you'll come back home again)

And, eventually, the folks in the retirement home changing your diaper. ?

Mike Myers

Apologies, Fearless Leader. ?

This seems like a 'c0ck and bull' story...

'Black Betty' by Ram Jam (and later Spiderbait).

Only the lonely (dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) Know the way I feel tonight (ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah) Only the lonely (dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) Know this feeling ain't right (dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) There goes my baby There goes my heart They're gone forever So far apart

One of my favorite songs, 'Because', by 'The Dave Clark Five' fits in this category as does just about every other Dave Clark Five song...'Bits and Pieces'...'Catch Us If You Can'...'Can't You See That She's Mine'...

Well, she was just seventeen You know what I mean And the way she looked Was way beyond compare So how could I dance with another Ooh, when I saw her standing there? Well, she looked at me And I, I could see That before too long I'd fall in love with her She wouldn't dance with another Ooh, when I saw her standing there

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain Telling me just what a fool I've been I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain And let me be alone again The only girl I care about has gone away Looking for a brand new start But little does she know that when she left that day Along with her she took my heart

So kiss me and smile for meTell me that you'll wait for meHold me like you'll never let me go'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet planeDon't know when I'll be back againOh babe, I hate to go

Busy day... Not only is it #78's birthday today, it is also birthday #78 for former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney as well as the 83rd birthday for former AFL and Buffalo Bill player Wray Carlton. ? ? ?