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I was thinking more like a cross between athletic Jesus and the baby new year.

Didn’t really have to run last week against the Miami practice squad, but he picked up a few yards today...

Technically, Peyton won one and then 3/4 Peyton won the other... the second one happened after his arm fell off. Not sure if that means he gets 133% of the credit he’s due, or if 25% just gets tacked on to Von Miller...

In the literal sense he is not a “bonafide HOF QB” as he’s still playing. In a relative sense many of his contemporaries in Roethlisberger, Rivers, and even Matt Ryan will put up similar numbers because of the era they play in. I think his two SB wins and MVPs probably get him in, but I don’t think it’s a slam dunk given his team’s otherwise inauspicious performances and his interceptions, and I think Roesthlisberger gets in first. I also wonder if Peyton’s inevitable first ballot induction doesn’t impact Eli even though it shouldn’t. I think some of the younger generation of QB are likely to force him down the list during this increasingly pass happy era which may affect his chances in the 5 years+ before he’s up for induction. I would be surprised if he’s a first ballot HOFer if he does get in, giving guys like Matt Ryan, Matt Stafford, Russell Wilson, even Kirk Cousins time to dilute his stats and possibly even pass him in line in the case of Wilson.

Fun article, but the public Neufeld-shaming made me sad... bless his poor little JAG heart.

COLLATERAL?!?!?! @NoHuddleKelly12 is now reporting that it's one of Levi's knee ligaments!!!

It's not bad enough that he has to stand up to his questionable management decisions, but now he's got to justify comments made by some guy named Shrmur?

Did @NoHuddleKelly12 just post it was his Achilles?!?!?!?!? There's a FIRE in the Theater!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEED!!!

I’m not sure I understand... does Dion eat Mac and Cheese on a diesel truck-train? That was one meandering metaphor.

Considering they don't have a 1st rounder next year or the year after, the relative decrease in value of future picks, and the frivolous disregard that O'Brien appears to harbor for cap dollars, draft picks, and talented players I think he'd probably be more than willing to make it at least 3 first rounders... and at this rate he may even throw in JJ Watt and Deandre Hopkins if Beane asks nicely.

The minute Brady’s arm goes dead... hopefully week 4.

I think you’re speaking out of turn, good sir. Never once did I see Mr. Gunner Bloke assert that he thought Peterman was in any way a QB, irrespective of whether good or bad.

So... did Brandon Beane just get a 6th round pick from the Pats* to get Bill Belichick to do his dirty work for him? It's OFFICIAL!!!

Is this dude the love child of Baker and Gregggggggggggggggggg from their time together in Cleveland?

He’s looks like the punchline of a Conan “If they mated” sketch featuring the biggest geek in high school and a Q-tip.

Did someone say... "STACHE WORTHY ~~cheesy background music begins to play~~

Did he refuse to go when they tried to put him on IR earlier, or did they just want to make doubly sure that he didn't see the field this year so they did it twice?

Are you referring to you or Bruce?

"Kizer is expected to emulate the more athletic quarterbacks on the Raiders’ schedule while working on the scout team..." - as opposed to the PPK level talent that Peterman was getting the third string ready for in preseason.

If the goal is to help with your ?, shouldn’t you be chugging raw oysters like... ???‍♂️... oysters?!?! ?? (I love raw oysters, but chugging them doesn’t sound appealing)

Dumped by Colquitt, time to look back in Anger... or at least that's what I heard him say. What does Oasis know anyway.

It was one thing when the Big Hurt was hocking this crap, but what make the Nugenix folks think people want to be like the Divisive Diminutive Mullet?