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Probably want to pick his brain to consider him as a potential OC when he's not retained after Ryan is sacked.

Too funny.

RR: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. JH: Get the #%^* out of here you fat ^%#}*^* worthless mother#%*^#}+* piece of $&@$ #%*^*%% %#}{*^. And take your stupid %#^*+ #%^*^%# twin assclown of a head coaching nightmare with you. Ref: There are multiple fouls. Personal foul, defense # 55, prolonged use of expletives. That penalty is declined. Personal foul, defense # 55, spiteful use of truth, truth to the face. That penalty is accepted. The Bills are penalized yet another playoffless season from the time of the hire of bad Santa, with the previous spot of the foul being the hire of his buffoon twin.

When you refuse to acknowledge the putrid, festering, rotting stench of incompetence... Denial... A not so new fragrance brought to you during the holiday season for 17 years and counting by your Buffalo Bills.

1) Fred 2) George 3) 78 inch curved Samsung TV

Ouch. Let me be the first ultra-literal person to point out that unless their names are written on the backs of their helmets, however, if they're turning around so deliberately that AB can see their nameplate they're really gonna get torched.

You can shake whatever body part you like, but the point is the quality of the football team and the quality of the writing should be mutually exclusive. A subpar product on the field does not excuse subpar writing about the team by the staff at TBN. I'm not against criticism of the team when it's warranted, and I'm not in disagreement that there is a lot to be critical about over many years with the Bills, but I expect writing that is reasoned and defensible from a "professional." In my opinion, Jim Kelley used to do a masterful job of this in his coverage of the Sabres. He was thoughtful, provocative when justified, and could make rational arguments to back up his point of view. He was an excellent writer. He was far from a sunshine and rainbows shill for the team, but he acknowledged the good about the team with the bad. He was a professional. The Ryan brothers successes or failures, or the success or failure of any other person affiliated with the Bills or Sabres, for that matter, has no bearing on the low-quality claptrap TBN has elected, more often than not, to churn out relative to Buffalo sports. One could even suggest that TBN sports writers demanding an improvement in the on field/on ice product is ironic, if not outright hypocritical.

Is it the offseason already?

What does one have to do with the other? The fact that they are hacks is not based on whether or not they are right or wrong in their opinion of Buffalo sports. The fact that they are hacks is based on their inability to contribute anything of substance to the dialogue. If your sole purpose in reading their work is to join in the public flatulence, so be it, they're the writers for you. It leaves many who are looking to actually read something of substance about their sports teams out in the cold, however. Maybe "release" would be a more apt term.

Is this a supposed to be a visual euphemism for a form of Japanese group sexual deviance? ...cuz, it kinda looks like it's supposed to.

Khalil Mack. He was on our current roster all day yesterday... Not what you meant? Logan Thomas may be the only person on our current roster I haven't shouted obscenities about in the last few months, and I'm pretty sure he's not responsible for their current plight, so I'm going with him even though I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.

It'd be like repeatedly bringing in a backup QB to draw a team offside on 4th down when you know he isn't going to throw just to waste a time out. No coach in his right mind would be stupid enough to do that...

If they blitzed and you didn't notice it, wouldn't it suggest it was already well disguised? I think they decided to disguise their blitzes by not only avoiding the appearance of bringing pressure, but by avoiding bringing pressure altogether. The Raiders never knew it was coming... cuz it wasn't. That Rex is crazy like a fox.

Not sure what Rex and I will do after this debacle, but here's a posting for a department store Santa if you're interested, Rob. Looks like they even provide the suit.

Watching Tyrod makes me want to gouge my mother bleeping eyes out!!!

Are you sure Kelly called Whaley? I heard the same pranksters that called Nix essentially resulting in the Fitz cut also "cold conferenced" Whaley and Kelly and in the ensuing confusion the trade was made. This is why Kelly didn't think to call McCoy to let him know. He was too busy scratching his head mumbling "Wait a minute, I did WHAT?!"

Steaming service is free in Cleveland if you know where to look... um... err... so I'm told.

Happy Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

Mr Garrison to class "So in this demonstration, kids, the Minnesota Vikings are the sperm, and the sound guy is the egg. Wait for it... and... there! That, children, is why you should always use protection."

Can we combine Whiffner and McCarwontgo, whom the Bills traded up for, to declare 2006 the worst first round draft bust?

Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls "; an ode to the Bills fan beer luge.

More like cut and pasted together random plays but at the end of the game there was a discernible pattern.

Nice to see this gem in the comments: "6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?" -Bills mafia Way to represent.

PF only exists if it's called. Sherman MF'd Carp.

I knew there had to be a reason why this stroke of genius could never work. The fact that you provided a reasonable, measured response to this unexpectedly made me lol.