Johnny Hammersticks

...and Rob Gronkowski's love child named Barry who was born with an extra....

She's actually having her prostate examined here. Very casual medical practice.

She's kinda masculine looking. Like a prettier Kaitlyn Jenner.

...throw him a party for his first ever...

DT SHELDON RANKINS LOUISVILLE 49: R2P18 DE EMMANUEL OGBAH OKLAHOMA STATE 80: R3P17 WR TYLER BOYD PITT 118: R4P19 S DEANDRE HOUSTON-CARSON WILLIAM & MARY 156: R5P17 QB CARDALE JONES OHIO STATE 195: R6P17 OLB ERIC STRIKER OKLAHOMA

which is full of the worst brand of human excrement...the type of scumbags who take their sister to the...

Anyone else use baby wipes instead of toilet paper? I even keep a little travel pack in my briefcase for work. Never felt better down there.

...belly rubbed and his flower...

19: R1P19 CB VERNON HARGREAVES III FLORIDA 49: R2P18 OT SHON COLEMAN AUBURN 80: R3P17 WR TYLER BOYD PITTSBURGH 118: R4P19 DT NILE LAWRENCE-STAMPLE FLORIDA STATE 156: R5P17 QB CARDALE JONES OHIO STATE 195: R6P17 K ROBERT AGUAYO FLORIDA ST

<gulp> I really like the wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. Especially the mango habanero ones.

Don't forget about the 7' transfer center Paschal Chukwu, and the 2 blue chip freshmen SG Tyus Battle and SF Matt Moyer. Provided Lydon and Richardson return, things are looking very positive for next year.

They needed a ball handler on the court, and neither Cooney or G are good ball handlers/distributors. I think Howard should have been seeing much more PT all season long. It's ironic, however, how Howard's turn over at the end all but sealed it for Pitt. This team doesn't belong in the NCAA's.

Sanu and Knighton

I was wondering why no one mentioned Jason Peters, and then I saw that he was an UDFA. I though he was a 7th rounder for some reason.

Yeah, and that's quite the blow in the state of Florida. Hurricane Dyson force blow.

Good personnel "posturing" tactics if you ask me. Ritchie wants to be paid more than we're offering. Perhaps some team will pay 6-7 million/year for a 33 year old guard, but I highly doubt it. Leave one last offer on the table, and tell RI "good luck...we want you at this price, but we're going to have to start kicking the tires." Being proactive is better than ending up with a Chris Williams at LG.

If he was actually conceived AT K-Rockathon, there may be multiple candidates. Just sayin....

Good grief!! Jamie Dixon and his Brylcreem owns us.

Yeesh...don't know what to say bout that one. Going to have to make some noise in DC to make the tourney, I'm afraid.

I think Mario Butler impressed down the stretch. Makes this more doable.

Good stuff. Corey gives us a lot of versatility in the secondary, and even plays his butt off on special teams. Glad he's willing to do his part.

Obviously no way they pay for both Incognito and Mack, but this would be cool with me.

Everyone and their sister claims to be a mixed martial arts fighter these days. I'd take my chances.

My wife made "cauliflower rice" the other night, and it didn't taste like cauliflower or rice. Amazing.

Don't hate on Ritchie. He was one of the best interior linemen in the league last season, and deserves just compensation. Business is business, and you can't blame him for seeking his best deal. I still think they will get a deal done.