Johnny Hammersticks

Had he entered the draft in ‘17, as he could have, I think he could have been a top 10-15 pick at least.

Yeah, it really wasn’t that difficult to walk away from that. I never really had a hard time getting laid in HS and college. Trying not to be boisterous, but I was a really good hockey and lacrosse player in HS and college. The girls just kind of came to me. It was too easy and I used to be a man-slut. Plus I was madly in love with my wife. The first woman to make me want to be in a serious committed relatonship. She still is a very beautiful woman, but she was an absolute smoke show when we first got together and got married (before we were both beat down by life and children...lol). I definitely married up in terms of physical attractiveness. She also is the complete package...smart, funny, likes to party and have fun. I just couldn’t risk losing her. It’s funny. Years after we got married I finally got up the courage to tell my wife that story and she basically said the same thing to me ?

Don’t know yet. Mixed bag from Darnold and Allen. Baker Mayfield has played one good game. Rosen played 4 minutes and looked okay. LJ is at best a gadget player at this point. We’ll see. ‘83 was a pretty good class.

This list would be cool...if it was made two years from now.

The night before my wedding, my best man took me out for a few beers at the local bar just to get away from all the women who were at my apartment. It was supposed to just be a couple drinks and some pool. We ended up running into a couple of young (early 20’s and I was 30) teachers I worked with. They were twin sisters, and they were both very, very attractive. My friend and I started drinking with their crew, and we started doing celebratory shots as they knew I was getting married the next day. A couple hours later my friend and I were playing pool, and I saw one of the sisters approach us as the rest of her friends were on their way out the door. She came up to me and said “I’ve fantasized about *bleeping* you for 2 years. My sister and I want to give you a threesome tonight as your wedding gift. Offer expires after tonight.” She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and walked out. And she handed me a bar napkin with her phone number and address on it. My best man, bless his heart, could read what was going on and grabbed the napkin away from me as soon as she walked away. I don’t think I would have gone through with it anyway, but man I will admit that I was pretty freaking intrigued in the moment. I’ve have never felt the desire to stray from my wife, but I can see how people who are not in good relationships can easily cheat. The opportunities are always there.

Ain’t nothin sets off the flavor of a good steak like ketchup!

I’ll wear spandex booty shirts and a tank top. I like my 10 oz filet well done too ?

Yeah, cheers man. I will say, however, that my post was very clearly an attempt at humor. If your joke radar is so faulty, I suggest you stick to being a chew toy on PPP. There will be fart jokes...

Lighten up. It was merely a joke.

Jeez. Do you enjoy the smell of eachother’s farts too?

There’s not enough beer in Milwaukee.

Easy Teddy....stay away from your local middle schools.

40 and single is not a good look. Kinda like being 30 and broke. Although, there are tons of semi-attractive “willing” divorcees floating around. I’m a happy family man, but if I wanted it, p@&$y would be plentiful. I have two younger (mid 20’s) assistant coaches. One of them is married and miserable. The other is single and screwing everything with a pulse. He’s one of the happiest guys I’ve ever met. Coincidence?

Conversely, how about candy cane flavored Mac n cheese? Get the f out of here...

I remember singing this song in music class in elementary school. Right before swimming naked in gym class....

Seriously. He got like 6 days in prison for each rape he committed.

If that uneducated man has a hog the size of a miller lite tall boy, and the tongue dexterity to strip the crome off a bumper, then that educated woman might be inclined to lower her standards. It means he thinks you’re a hood rat. Edit: how do you turn off autocorrect?

It’s an annoying NE thing too. “I’m gonna stop and get dunkin before our meeting on Friday. You want dunkin?” sigh...

Everything Kerley can do, Ray-Ray can do better..... Ray-Ray can do anything better better than Kerley! No he can’t! Yes he can! No he can’t! Yes he can!

24-13 Packers

I think it would be preferable, if he can play, to get Shady 5 touches or so and use Ivory as our bell cow. Let him get completely healthy.

Why risk your QB getting hurt? If Minni had scored and got the game within a couple possessions, I suspect they would have re-opened the playbook. Absolutely no need to run an aggressive offense up 27 points at the half. Run the ball and chew up the clock.

A good point that I happen to agree with. I think a lot of the mistakes stem from him not being mentally ready...not necessarily from his lack of talent. That said, however, nothing breeds confidence like success.

When Tre Edmunds jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet....the water gets Tre Edmunds.

Star, Phillips, and Williams all played very well against Minni, IMO. Occupy blockers, stuff running lanes, and free up the linebackers to make plays. They’re all doing their job well.