Johnny Hammersticks

I smoked weed since I was a freshman in HS. Also was a 3 sport athlete, top 10 percent in my class, and worked at a restaurant 3 days a week starting at age 14. I probably could have sat home stoned and played my guitar too, but I didn’t. Know why? Because I’d be walking around town with 3 sneakers on. Two on my feet, and my Father’s sticking up my ass. Don’t allow your kids to be stoner retards and they won’t. Don’t give me his horse *****. The patty melt was delish, BTW ?

A guy in my "cohort" never finished his dissertation because it just became too much to handle with his two kids. After all that work and money spent on education....

That isn't because of weed. That's due to ***** parenting.

Making a Murderer- Part 2 and Daredevil S3 comes out today.

My college buddy who is a Sox fan posted on Facebook before the playoffs "Yankees suck! I don't see their fans talking this year." I usually don't respond to his crap, but I did reply "Dude, they did win 100 games this year. It wasn't exactly a bad year." He didn't have a response.

Any recommendations for a good rub n tug?

Can’t go wrong with Amy’s. My wife keeps some of these in the freezer for quick dinners during the work week. I’ve had both the mac n cheese and the bean/cheese burrito. Both solid.

That might be a valid point if DA was good when he was 25. He was not. And Brady and Brees are both 1st ballot HOF’ers.

This is bizarro land. Who gives a flying ***** about a game that took place in 1961? ***** Derek Anderson is our starting QB on Sunday, and he’s almost as old as our head coach!

I don’t mind Anderson as a mentor, but I don’t want him on the field. He wasn’t even any good when he was 10 years younger. Guess anyone is better that who’s his face though...

Oh yeah. The charred baby in the oven with stab wounds.... Here’s a wild idea! People should have to get a license to procreate. Yeah, I said it! They need to pass a FBI background check, satisfy certain mental health criteria, and they have to take parenting classes. Lesson one...don’t stab your baby and put it in the oven.

Woah, buddy. I'm not saying that teachers are toking up a fatty before school. We're talking about responsible professionals who happen to take a puff or two at night while they're watching The Bachelor. No more harmful than the person who has a couple glasses of Merlot. I think your perception of educators may be a bit distorted based on your experiences/perspective.

Yeah, my wife loves that movie ?

You’re crazy. I forgot about your amputee/gimp fetish. Maybe if she had a pronounced limp and a pot belly? ?

But 60 years ago? Common man!!

Ehhh...Everett came at Rome like a wuss. Weakest “fight” I have ever seen, but funny regardless. I don’t have a problem with the reporter’s question or Derek’s response.

If I had a time machine, yes.

How many gun deaths occur because a person just smoked a joint? Not never. Happy, sleepy, hungry. That’s all. Stop referring to smoking weed as “substance abuse.” ?

That show is funny as hell. I remember it was always on while I was eating breakfast before school during my senior year of HS. Love it.

Benjamin has been a FA all season long in both of my FF leagues.

If we don’t land a decent back-up QB in free agency, of course we should take one at some point in the 2019 draft. I wouldn’t take one in the first 3 rounds, but I’d definitely take one.

I got news for ya, brotha. Legalizing weed is not “unleashing” anything on the “underprivileged.” They can already get weed really, really easily.

Thank you for your service.

Your face is so myopic ?

Regarding marijuana, I agree. I don’t know one person who had their life ruined solely because they smoked weed regularly. I knew plenty of people, however, who are dead now because of alcohol or tobacco. Makes no sense to me.