Or the rule where you can be unconscious lying out of bounds but still be considered to be in possession of the football?
Or the rule where you can catch a pass on fourth down short of the marker AND out of bounds but still be entitled to a first down?
You'd think that if they're not covering anybody it might be because they're bringing people to the quarterback, but that's not the case. It's like 11 on 5 out there. Jesus pleezus.