Chef Jim Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I will be writing messages to Dwight in civilization's ashes. "Dwight, you were so right: I saw zombies today. So sorry. Wish I had bought oil in March 2009 like you recommended. At least Jauron isn't coach anymore." I'm not so sure about that last part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm not so sure about that last part. "We need continuity to lead us past this apocalypse." - Ralph Wilson (you know that old bastard would survive) on December 28th 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I will be writing messages to Dwight in civilization's ashes. "Dwight, you were so right: I saw zombies today. So sorry. Wish I had bought oil in March 2009 like you recommended. At least Jauron isn't coach anymore." Zombies need brains, which explains why Dwight will survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I will be writing messages to Dwight in civilization's ashes. "Dwight, you were so right: I saw zombies today. So sorry. Wish I had bought oil in March 2009 like you recommended. At least Jauron isn't coach anymore." On the bright side, when the zombie apocalypse comes, Jauron will fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Sorry to present ideas and situations that are beyond the grasp of comprehension for the majority here. I promise to put things in terms which you may understand from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Sorry to present ideas and situations that are beyond the grasp of comprehension for the majority here. Trust me, we understand your ideas. Everything's a harbinger of the Apocalypse. That's why we constantly ridicule you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I had a high (for me) fever and was pretty wiped out and congested with sore throat for about 4 days. As it ebbed, I got a massive runny nose. Also some squirts Funny, I had the exact same symptoms as soon as I finished watching the Bills/Packers pre-season game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Better bump this up, I forgot to be afraid today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Better bump this up, I forgot to be afraid today. It would be a lot easier if you just went commando, put a mirror on the floor, and looked down. Save you the inconveinence of logging onto the intrawebs and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It would be a lot easier if you just went commando, put a mirror on the floor, and looked down. Save you the inconveinence of logging onto the intrawebs and all. Would also cut down on the irritation of dealing with morons who can't spell any better than they can reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Let's see..... From the Whitehouse itself now.....not some bunker-digging fruitcake like myself...... 30-50% will get it. That's on top of normal illness. Do you know what that will do to our splended economic "recovery"? If 50% of the working population misses an extra week of work/productivity because of this, and most of that happens over a 3-6 month period....without taking any quarrantine into account, we will lose 2-4% productivity on an annual basis over that time. Once again, that is without any proactive measures to keep the virus "under control". If 100% of the hospital beds are filled with flu patients.....what else does that mean? Prepare to meet your friendly military men and women at the front door of the hospital! Having a heart attack or stroke? Good luck getting through the cirucs in time to get proper care. Oh....and since 50% of the population could be sick, that includes health care workers. I'm sure all those nurses aides making $8 an hour will just be RUSHING back to work to deal with this mess. I'm also sure the doctors and nurses won't be overworked. Schools? Police? Garbage? Snowplows? Your Work? Supermarkets? Gasoline? Get the drift? So don't be shocked when we all take a "little timeout" to "let the virus take it's course".....in the meantime we'll just shut down 400 banks while the gettin is good. I mean...we're all on holiday anyway, right? But then again....I'm just an idiot on a message board. It's not like your God in the Whitehouse is telling you what they are expecting now. Yes, yes you are. You said the swine flu was peaking on Septamber 1 but somehow we made it to this point without your "little timeout." BTW, why couldn't you have been right about missing part of the Bills season due to [insert whatever catastophy is the hot topic in your bunker now] this year? I wouldn't mind taking a "time out" at this point. Keep up the good work man. You will get a prediction right one of these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Yes, yes you are. You said the swine flu was peaking on Septamber 1 but somehow we made it to this point without your "little timeout." BTW, why couldn't you have been right about missing part of the Bills season due to [insert whatever catastophy is the hot topic in your bunker now] this year? I wouldn't mind taking a "time out" at this point. Keep up the good work man. You will get a prediction right one of these years. Well...he has been predicting disaster in an October time frame...and broadly speaking, we did see one this past Sunday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Well...he has been predicting disaster in an October time frame...and broadly speaking, we did see one this past Sunday... That disaster on sunday was followed by a bank holiday on monday! DD is on to something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 That disaster on sunday was followed by a bank holiday on monday! DD is on to something! Kind-of makes you want to go out and stock up on Dinty Moore, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Just what the world needs right now. A good real pandemic. Or a huge war. Where's the "Both of the above" option?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Are we still keeping score? I can't seem to remember. The World Health Organization declared today that the swine flu pandemic is over, months after many national authorities started canceling vaccine orders and shutting down hotlines as the disease ebbed from the headlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I'd forgotten all about this thread... Let's see..... From the Whitehouse itself now.....not some bunker-digging fruitcake like myself...... 30-50% will get it. That's on top of normal illness. [...blah blah blah...] But then again....I'm just an idiot on a message board. [...] Well, you got ONE thing right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Are we still keeping score? I can't seem to remember. Don't need the sheeple worrying about the Pandemic that never was when they've got a new one to start hyping... http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67A0YU20100811 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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