ajzepp Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Van Helsing had Kate Beckinsale in a corset. Ahhhhh, Kate...if there's a more perfect woman, I don't know who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Like I said, never seen Pick of Destiny. It ios the funniest movie I've ever seen. And you deserve to be kicked in the balls for saying Tropic Thunder wasn't funny. What the !@#$? Where did I say that? What the hell are you reading? NEVER go full retard, Salmon. And I don;t watch movies just cause they have someone hot in them. Some movies I love (Underworld, Underworld Rise of the Lycans, Sucker Punch) DO have hot women in them which is a bonus. But I don't watch movies just for some @$$. No, but given a choice between a bad movie, and an equally bad movie with Kate Beckinsale in a corset...I gotta go with Kate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Ahhhhh, Kate...if there's a more perfect woman, I don't know who it is. Umm..Megan Fox? Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Umm..Megan Fox? Win. You are but young... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Umm..Megan Fox? Win. She was the flavor of the month for a while...but Kate has stood the test of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 She was the flavor of the month for a while...but Kate has stood the test of time. I scoff at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 Wow, serious thread bump here. No kidding. As I started reading the thread I thought to myself self this looks familiar. Then I realized I started this thread over 3 years ago! I have to add one to the list. This past weekend my wife rented The Vow from the Redbox. I realize it's based on a true story but it was just awful! Though I still Rachel McAdams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 This past weekend my wife rented The Vow from the Redbox. I realize it's based on a true story but it was just awful! Though I still Rachel McAdams. I saw the couple on the Dr. Phil show...pretty amazing story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 No kidding. As I started reading the thread I thought to myself self this looks familiar. Then I realized I started this thread over 3 years ago! I have to add one to the list. This past weekend my wife rented The Vow from the Redbox. I realize it's based on a true story but it was just awful! Though I still Rachel McAdams. The Notebook was a great movie. The Vow...Oh God...Oh GOD!!!! That reminds me. A lot of people say Troll 2 is "so bad, it's good". But I just think it's plain bad. Just stupid, annoying and bad. The Marine and Battlefield Earth...Now THOSE are some so bad it's good movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 I saw the couple on the Dr. Phil show...pretty amazing story. aj I don't disagree with you but the movie was terrible. It probably didn't do the true life story any justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Van Helsing had Kate Beckinsale in a corset. Van Helsing >>> LxG. The ONLY response that stupid a statement reserves is that you, Salmon, should never go full retard. I liked "Van Helsing" more than "LXG". "LXG" had a good idea, but the payoff was not there. Also Kate Beckinsale in a corset.....you don't need to say anymore after that. I scoff at that. Scoff all you want Selmon, but Kate Beckinsale is a gorgeous woman. Don't believe me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18v1JTXlbU Edited May 18, 2012 by Mark Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I liked "Van Helsing" more than "LXG". "LXG" had a good idea, but the payoff was not there. Also Kate Beckinsale in a corset.....you don't need to say anymore after that. Scoff all you want Selmon, but Kate Beckinsale is a gorgeous woman. Don't believe me? youtube.com/watch?v=x18v1JTXlbU I never said she wasn;t gorgeous. I just like Fox more. But if you like Beckinsale more that's fine with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tEDp8M3gSQk <-- YouTube 2 min trailer. How do you embed videos? Rabbit Test (1978) directed by Joan Rivers is actually, I believe, the worst movie to ever be broadly released in the US. I saw this in the theater. I can't articulate my criticism better than this comment from IMDB: Absolutely one of the worst movies of all time. Low production values, terrible story idea, bad script, lackluster acting... and I can't even come up with an adjective suitably descriptive for how poor Joan River's directing is. I know that there's a special place in Hell for the people who financed this film; prolly right below the level reserved for child-raping genocidal maniacs. This movie is a trainwreck. (Terrible) x (infinity) = Rabbit Test. Avoid this at all costs. It's so bad, it isn't even funny how bad it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juror#8 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Agreed... people love that movie. Not sure why myself, but that's me being difficult. Everyone I know seems to hate Donnie Darko - they thinks it's too complicated. So I'm basing it off that. I seem to like movies that everyone else thinks is too complicated or too esoteric: Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Inception, David Lynch flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Everyone I know seems to hate Donnie Darko - they thinks it's too complicated. So I'm basing it off that. I seem to like movies that everyone else thinks is too complicated or too esoteric: Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Inception, David Lynch flicks. No shame in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Everyone I know seems to hate Donnie Darko - they thinks it's too complicated. So I'm basing it off that. I seem to like movies that everyone else thinks is too complicated or too esoteric: Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Inception, David Lynch flicks. I think Donnie Darko is OK, but it took me a while to finally watch it, hard to get past the weak title. Edited May 18, 2012 by Rico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Blair Witch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juror#8 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Which Jackal? The original (which I've never seen, but understand was decent), or the Potiers/Gere/Willis remake (which I wouldn't consider "unwatchable" if only because Jack Black gets blown apart by an armor piercing cannon)? I've fallen asleep, at a movie theatre, on two movies...ever: The Mummy Returns and The Jackal (Bruce Willis/Richard Gere version). I actually asked for my money back and was successful after having spirited words with the manager. The guy was a jerk and I probably was too. 15 years later and I still tell people not to go to that movie theatre in Laurel, MD in the plaza with the Ruby Tuesdays. I don't even know the place is still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I've fallen asleep, at a movie theatre, on two movies...ever: The Mummy Returns and The Jackal (Bruce Willis/Richard Gere version). I actually asked for my money back and was successful after having spirited words with the manager. The guy was a jerk and I probably was too. 15 years later and I still tell people not to go to that movie theatre in Laurel, MD in the plaza with the Ruby Tuesdays. I don't even know the place is still there. They actually gave you your money back? I was in a theater once that had to clear out for a fire and even then it was a hassle getting the money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 They actually gave you your money back? I was in a theater once that had to clear out for a fire and even then it was a hassle getting the money back. I was at a theater where the film got stuck and burned up, about 2/3's of the way through. Can't remember what movie though, but they did give us free passes to see another movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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