1billsfan Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Top Ten Comments Overheard in the Buffalo Bills War Room 10. "Smell that? That's right, that's the satisfactory smell of mediocrity men." 9. "Those poor AFC East divisional slobs have no idea of the mind blowing picks we are about to unleash upon them." 8. "Oh my God, If I have to listen to Ralph say we should have drafted Ngata instead of Whitner just one more time I will flush his teeth down the toilet!" 7. "Draft board...check! Scouting reports...check! Operational phone...check! College DBs Weekly...check!" 6. "He be shootin' up dat board like a mo fo." - just making sure you're paying attention 5. "Hey Dick!? What are you doing here buddy? We didn't fire you? Oh my God we do suck at this." 4. "Well I'm certainly not going out there to explain what the hell just happened." 3. "Everything's going to be just fine, I just got off the phone with Marv and he came up with a new fight song." 2. "Look Russ, picking players in the NFL draft is hard." 1. "Can you believe Vontae Davis fell to us?" Feel free to come up with your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 11.) "Can you draft coaches?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 12.) Where's my ax ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Linda, are you really sure he's our pick at 11?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoring is not hardy Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Yeah he's good, but what kind of car does he drive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Top Ten Comments Overheard in the Buffalo Bills War Room 10. "Smell that? That's right, that's the satisfactory smell of mediocrity men." 9. "Those poor AFC East divisional slobs have no idea of the mind blowing picks we are about to unleash upon them." 8. "Oh my God, If I have to listen to Ralph say we should have drafted Ngata instead of Whitner just one more time I will flush his teeth down the toilet!" 7. "Draft board...check! Scouting reports...check! Operational phone...check! College DBs Weekly...check!" 6. "He be shootin' up dat board like a mo fo." - just making sure you're paying attention 5. "Hey Dick!? What are you doing here buddy? We didn't fire you? Oh my God we do suck at this." 4. "Well I'm certainly not going out there to explain what the hell just happened." 3. "Everything's going to be just fine, I just got off the phone with Marv and he came up with a new fight song." 2. "Look Russ, picking players in the NFL draft is hard." 1. "Can you believe Vontae Davis fell to us?" Feel free to come up with your own. HAHAHAHA. That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Should we turn the ringer off while we nap?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "You can never have too many CBs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Listen, we need an all-around defensive end. Anybody still got Patulski's number?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "he's the safe pick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 DRAFT GUY 1: We're not a racist organization! He's got a high motor! DRAFT GUY 2: Yeah, yeah, high motor! DRAFT GUY 3: High motor alright! DRAFT GUY 4: Definitely a high motor guy. DRAFT GUY 5: Great motor indeed! DRAFT GUY 6: One of the highest motors I've ever seen! DRAFT GUY 7: MOTOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "I'm gonna have to pay this son of a B word HOW much money???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 DRAFT GUY 1: We're not a racist organization! He's got a high motor! DRAFT GUY 2: Yeah, yeah, high motor! DRAFT GUY 3: High motor alright! DRAFT GUY 4: Definitely a high motor guy. DRAFT GUY 5: Great motor indeed! DRAFT GUY 6: One of the highest motors I've ever seen! DRAFT GUY 7: MOTOR! You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 DRAFT GUY 1: We're not a racist organization! He's got a high motor! DRAFT GUY 2: Yeah, yeah, high motor! DRAFT GUY 3: High motor alright! DRAFT GUY 4: Definitely a high motor guy. DRAFT GUY 5: Great motor indeed! DRAFT GUY 6: One of the highest motors I've ever seen! DRAFT GUY 7: MOTOR! I gotta have more Motor, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ChumChums Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Hey Russ you bring the dart board?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12Kachy Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Hey Russ, You bring the witch doctor or should we draft one at 11?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Man Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Our top scout is dating Jessica Simpson in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Hang up! Stop calling us. Leave us alone! Stop making generous trade down offers! We are on our way to the podium with the card filled out for a small defensive back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Ralph: Anyone seen my geritol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan714 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 The chicken says we should take Malcolm Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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