CJPearl2 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. All these reports are total bull right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Mom Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 As long as he has some head coaching experience, I am fine with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 If Its Thuman's Im all for it...all natural! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiz Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. 569204[/snapback] Not true, the Ham Sandwich isn't available. Ronnie Earle indicted him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 What kind of bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Your full of mustard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Better be kosher ham, or Marv will never hire him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 That ham sandwich could outcoach Mularkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. All these reports are total bull right now. 569204[/snapback] Actually that one is true. Ham Sandwich has the inside track. And The Plastic Cup just might be the new Offensive Coordinator. After all, I know how to design a sneak attack. Plus, a ham sandwich is going to get thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Actually that one is true. Ham Sandwich has the inside track. And The Plastic Cup just might be the new Offensive Coordinator. After all, I know how to design a sneak attack. Plus, a ham sandwich is going to get thirsty. 569252[/snapback] I thought that the Plastic Cup was going to be in charge of security? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 It all comes down to one basic question: Does he bring a high-character podium with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I thought that the Plastic Cup was going to be in charge of security? 569263[/snapback] Are you trying to insinuate that The Plastic Cup is incapable of multi-tasking?!? Such blasphmey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Can the Ham Sandwich ketchup with the top level NFL Teams in a short amount of time? That's the big question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Did he have Greg's laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 It doesn't matter now. That ham sandwhich was just indicted! Doesn't really fit Marv's criteria of a character guy now does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 It doesn't matter now. That ham sandwhich was just indicted! 569283[/snapback] does this mean he'll have to appear in front of the Senate and be questioned by Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 does this mean he'll have to appear in front of the Senate and be questioned by Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy? 569284[/snapback] I don't think Senator Kennedy would be questioning a ham sandwich... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 does this mean he'll have to appear in front of the Senate and be questioned by Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy? 569284[/snapback] No that's the Bologna sandwhich scheduled to appear there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLocke Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 This reminds me of that South Park episode. Rob Schneider is a stapler and he's about to find out that life as a stapler isn't going to be very easy or Rob Schneider as a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schulman16 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 i heard it was diet pepsi machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWS AP Newswire- Buffalo Bills Top Candidate From New Jersey According to The Star Ledger, a diehard Bills fan Kraze has emerged as the leading candidate to replace Mike Mularkey as the head coach of Buffalo. The 22-year-old Kraze has been living and dying with this team since he was an infant. If true, he could become the youngest NFL coach in the league's history. At the time this story was reported, he couldn't be reached. It's unknown whether he jumped off the Outerbridge Crossing after Peyton Manning's latest Drew Bledsoe impersonation. More later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWSAP Newswire- Buffalo Bills Top Candidate From New Jersey According to The Star Ledger, a diehard Bills fan Kraze has emerged as the leading candidate to replace Mike Mularkey as the head coach of Buffalo. The 22-year-old Kraze has been living and dying with this team since he was an infant. If true, he could become the youngest NFL coach in the league's history. At the time this story was reported, he couldn't be reached. It's unknown whether he jumped off the Outerbridge Crossing after Peyton Manning's latest Drew Bledsoe impersonation. More later. 569352[/snapback] I have no offical comment at this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I have no offical comment at this time 569353[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 More Breaking News AP Newswire- Crazed Jersey Man Celebrates Mularkey Resignation A Parlin, New Jersey man who is a diehard Bills fan got a little carried away when Bills Coach Mike Mularkey resigned this past week. The 32-year-old Sambone reportedly locked himself in a darkened room with a cold case of Guinness and started laughing uncontrollably for three straight hours, disturbing neighbors. In a related story, Sambone created a team name called Bunch of Mularkey when he was hired to coach Buffalo three years ago. What hasn't been determined yet is whether he had any connection with Mularkey's sudden resignation. It isn't known if he's armed and dangerous but if you see him, proceed with caution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. 569204[/snapback] Ham Sandwich has a Rye sense of humor. Don't believe him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Ham Sandwich has a Rye sense of humor. Don't believe him. 569379[/snapback] Are you saying he can't cut the mustard? He's not fully cooked? He has a salty personality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills 2020 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. All these reports are total bull right now. 569204[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 if you want ham sandwich as coach, you must have been drinking the kool-aid® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I am so sick of this! No one wants an untoasted ham sandwich as a coach. I only want a proven, toasted ham and cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport! 569644[/snapback] turky club? ham sandwich? bolgna? toasted or untoasted? just the same old same old coaching carousel. if we're going to succeed we need a coach with style, with flavour. we need...a Chili Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 turky club?ham sandwich? bolgna? toasted or untoasted? just the same old same old coaching carousel. if we're going to succeed we need a coach with style, with flavour. we need...a Chili Dog 569650[/snapback] I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job... 569656[/snapback] Iron City Beer will never take the job. The beer is concerned it can't recruit good assistants like Perogies because RW won't pony up the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job... 569656[/snapback] if they were gonna bring in someone else with ties to Pittsburgh, I'd prefer it to be a Primanti Sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I just heard on the radio, that Prime Rib said he was going to interview for the Bills job! This could be big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 In follow-up to my original news of Ham Sandwhich being the top choice for Bills' HC, John Clayton has further reported that Mama Cass has been ruled out as an Ham Sandwhich's OC because of a history of choking in big games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I am so sick of this! No one wants an untoasted ham sandwich as a coach. I only want a proven, toasted ham and cheese. 569616[/snapback] with REAL cheese --- not soy cheese or velveeta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I want Royal Sub. He comes with extra everything and is proven to be far more successful. Ham Sandwich would just surround himself with Webers and 12 grain to disguise all his shortcomings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 one thing that i think everyone here is forgetting, is Marv wanted to bring in high character people and ham sandwich has a history of being a pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport! 569644[/snapback] If the Bills are going with a food of some sort for their new HC, isn't a Hot Pocket the obvious choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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