Hot for Teacher: Illinois style

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://www.dailyherald.com/20251108/crime/teacher-soccer-coach-faces-sexual-assault-charges-involving-student-at-aurora-school/

 

She said that EII wasn't man enough for her. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

35 minutes ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://www.dailyherald.com/20251108/crime/teacher-soccer-coach-faces-sexual-assault-charges-involving-student-at-aurora-school/

 

She said that EII wasn't man enough for her. 

Hubba HUBBA!😱

[Augie]

15 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Hubba HUBBA!😱

Okay, you got  me. 

 

You meant in a scary way, and I missed that. 

 

Or, maybe we just have different taste on that one, and that’s ok too. 

[Buffalo716]

13 minutes ago, Augie said:

Okay, you got  me. 

 

You meant in a scary way, and I missed that. 

 

Or, maybe we just have different taste on that one, and that’s ok too. 

Looks like a scarecrow 

[aristocrat]

Arrest the kid too

[Bill from NYC]

You don't think that she AND the kid consume alcohol, right?

 

[Augie]

1 hour ago, Bill from NYC said:

You don't think that she AND the kid consume alcohol, right?

 

 

For his sake, I hope so. 

[Fleezoid]

On 11/11/2025 at 6:24 PM, aristocrat said:

Arrest the kid too

 

And he should immediately begin therapy. Not for what happened to him, but for his life choices. 

[4merper4mer]

On 11/10/2025 at 4:34 PM, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

 

 

She said that EII wasn't man enough for her. 

Don’t they all.

 

To be fair though, I think she may have been turned off by his pickup line about her having a mouth like an Asian carp.  It’s pretty creepy.

[Gregg]

The only way I hit that is with a baseball bat.

[boater]

It's a mugshot, taken at the worst time in her life. Maybe she dresses up well. Or, maybe not.