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I am telling the nice officer if ever pulled over the reasons why I would fail any balance test at any time  whatsoever. For Very obvious truthful reasons

 

I would say "take me to jail Sir"

 

I ain't doing no field sobriety test

 

That was my first reaction.

 

She was magnificent in  the olympics

 

don't  drink and drive dumbass there is zero excuse

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4 hours ago, muppy said:

I am telling the nice officer if ever pulled over the reasons why I would fail any balance test at any time  whatsoever. For Very obvious truthful reasons

 

I would say "take me to jail Sir"

 

I ain't doing no field sobriety test

 

That was my first reaction.

 

She was magnificent in  the olympics

 

don't  drink and drive dumbass there is zero excuse

 

Could you imagine how many DUI's cops could get if they waited outside the stadium after a football game. Think of all the fans leaving a Bills game. They may not be completely bombed but legally there are probably thousands that are over the limit when they leave the stadium

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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

They're replacing the fluoride in the water with moonshine.  

 

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.

 

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9 hours ago, muppy said:

I am telling the nice officer if ever pulled over the reasons why I would fail any balance test at any time  whatsoever. For Very obvious truthful reasons

 

I would say "take me to jail Sir"

 

I ain't doing no field sobriety test

 

That was my first reaction.

 

She was magnificent in  the olympics

 

don't  drink and drive dumbass there is zero excuse

 

OK, give us the alphabet backward from Z to A. 

 

I’m sorry, you got me.  🤷‍♂️  Not on my best day could I do that, especially when nervous. 

 

I got pulled over at a New Year’s Eve checkpoint years ago. I was with my wife, her mother and uncle and I had had ZERO to drink all night. The cop asked where I was going. Home. What’s the address. I told him. He said OK, you can go. I said that was pretty easy. He pointed to an appliance store parking lot full with dozens of cars and said “those people couldn’t do what you just did.” YIKES!  

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If she had a problem with her ankle shr could have told the cop. If she's under the limit she could take the breathalyzer. I have balance problems if I look up (doesn't happen when I drive) from a stroke 10 years agp.  Also have a bug back from taking care of my mom. If I get pulled over, I will tell the cop that and ask for a breathalyzer right away.

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1 hour ago, Wacka said:

If she had a problem with her ankle shr could have told the cop. If she's under the limit she could take the breathalyzer. I have balance problems if I look up (doesn't happen when I drive) from a stroke 10 years agp.  Also have a bug back from taking care of my mom. If I get pulled over, I will tell the cop that and ask for a breathalyzer right away.

How can you take a breathalyzer with inadequate oxygen in lungs? How can you do one leg stand with a bad/arthritic ankle? This cop overstepped his authority. Send her home. 

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