KingBoots8 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 (edited) Beane was a kind a generous man Building his team the best that he can He found some good players to join in the fun To help us compete for a super bowl run He was tired from days of working real late And he knew March 16th was gonna be great So he rested his head and took a short snooze But when he woke up he heard the bad news A player he liked backed out of a deal And he didn’t like how that made him feel He sat there stunned, his heart was torn And that was the moment Mean Beane was born. He didn’t stamp loudly or throw a big fit He didn’t scream curses like “dammit” or “sh*t” He put on his shades and he made a few calls He reminded the world that Mean Bean has balls He found the best player had no contract yet His chips were on the table, an all-in bet He waited and waited until the moment was right Everyone thought he was done for the night Mean Beane stunned everyone by sneaking around He shocked the whole word with some money he found Von Miller was coming to the 716 A deal that you’d never see with “old Buddy Nix” That was the day the whole league had learned Mean Beane was not one that should ever be spurned Mean Beane was here and he’s not going away Wait til you see what he pulls on draft day And this was the moment the Bills waited for An end of the search for an End who did more Mean Beane then started preparing the party Because the Bills are about to bring home the Lombardi Edited March 17, 2022 by KingBoots8 6 2 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 Crap, I used “late” and “great” twice. May need to fix real quick lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Florida Bills Fanatic Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 What a literary masterpiece! I guess it will be MEAN Beane from now on and forevermore. KingBoots8 will be known to be in the same accomplished circles as Longfellow, Tennyson, and Frost. This poem is solid proof that even the off season can be fun. Thanks for the creation. By the way, where are all of the Beane haters now? I guess they have slithered off to hang out with their fellow naysayers. Miller and Howard are two huge additions. Going into the draft it looks like the most important needs are at WR and CB. MEAN Beane has grabbed the off season by the throat and given it a shake. It's a great time to be a Bills fan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyBoy Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 54 minutes ago, KingBoots8 said: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose... Oh never mind, I can't top that KingsBoot8. Very well done and current from today's action. Bravo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 (edited) Fun little side note: my fantasy football name is the BardBarians, a play on my old D&D bard who was infamous for writing songs and poems about things and people he hated. Every week before the Thursday night games I send a poem to my opponent talking crap about their team and detailing how much better my team is. last year the BardBarians won 2 out of 3 leagues (and made the semi-finals in the last one). I like to tell myself that my ballads got into their heads 🤣 (the actual reason I won is I had Josh Allen in all 3 leagues) Edited March 17, 2022 by KingBoots8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2catch Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Well done I got a chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haroldwaide Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Okerland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 McKissic created this beautiful monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagon Circler Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 And so...a legend is born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Mean Beane Okerlund: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Bravo sir bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Mean Beane the Dancing Machine? I used to love him on the Gong Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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