Fr. Jerk Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 11/14/2020 at 10:41 PM, T&C said: Might want to think twice about that... this is the girl who fills the condiment bottles: Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I hate squeeze bottle. I either don't squeeze hard enough and nothing comes out, or I squeeze too hard and 90% of the ketchup is on one side of the hotdog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: I hate squeeze bottle. I either don't squeeze hard enough and nothing comes out, or I squeeze too hard and 90% of the ketchup is on one side of the hotdog.  Always shake them first to mix the condiment since it can separate and then turn them upside down (with the cap closed) and bang the bottle on a table to get the condiment to go to the top. You are welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doc said:  Always shake them first to mix the condiment since it can separate and then turn them upside down (with the cap closed) and bang the bottle on a table to get the condiment to go to the top. You are welcome.  It doesn't work. My forearms are too strong and I can't control the force it puts out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: It doesn't work. My forearms are too strong and I can't control the force it puts out.  TMI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I hate squeeze bottle. I either don't squeeze hard enough and nothing comes out, or I squeeze too hard and 90% of the ketchup is on one side of the hotdog.  While I don't care about your squeeze-bottle issues, I do love that you put ketchup on a hotdog (Sahlens, of course). It's the right choice! I'll defend that forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Doc said:  TMI.  Right forearm specifically.  1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said:  While I don't care about your squeeze-bottle issues, I do love that you put ketchup on a hotdog (Sahlens, of course). It's the right choice! I'll defend that forever.  Ketchup, mustard, onions and jalapenos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Ketchup, mustard, onions and jalapenos. Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Doc said:  Always shake them first to mix the condiment since it can separate and then turn them upside down (with the cap closed) and bang the bottle on a table to get the condiment to go to the top. You are welcome. or buy/shake the ones that squirt from the bottom. Edited November 20, 2020 by The Jokeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 17 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: Â Â Sport peppers if I have them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:   You have to temper your expectations. Remember, this is Mr Ranch With Wings. What do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:  Sport peppers if I have them. Hot mix  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Hot mix   We'd look good eating wieners and sausages together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:  We'd look good eating wieners and sausages together. Italian Beef too! Combos, with Italian sausage too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Augie said:  You have to temper your expectations. Remember, this is Mr Ranch With Wings. What do you expect?  While that is true, he's also "lemon pepper wings" guy.  When is my wine arriving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 31 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:  While that is true, he's also "lemon pepper wings" guy.  When is my wine arriving?  Patience is a virtue. I’m sure it will arrive any day now.......the wait will make it taste even better.   Ranch and lemon pepper........must have bumped his head as a boy. Bless his little heart! On 11/14/2020 at 10:41 PM, T&C said: Might want to think twice about that... this is the girl who fills the condiment bottles:  This makes me want to be a better person, for fear that I might come back in my next life as an oversized thong.   1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 We were probably like 10 & 6, my little brother randomly stomped on a mustard packet at a concession stand and it splattered all over some dude’s jeans like 10 feet away.  There was a perfect trail of mustard leading from the still underfoot packet to this guy’s pants. He had his hands full with food and drinks, I saw him look down at his jeans and watched his eyes follow the yellow line to my brother, who I promptly grabbed by the jacket and pulled back into the crowd to ‘disappear’.  He obviously didn’t mean to do it but I gave him some what-for, and we didn’t tell my dad. Bro code. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 31 minutes ago, 4_kidd_4 said: We were probably like 10 & 6, my little brother randomly stomped on a mustard packet at a concession stand and it splattered all over some dude’s jeans like 10 feet away.  There was a perfect trail of mustard leading from the still underfoot packet to this guy’s pants. He had his hands full with food and drinks, I saw him look down at his jeans and watched his eyes follow the yellow line to my brother, who I promptly grabbed by the jacket and pulled back into the crowd to ‘disappear’.  He obviously didn’t mean to do it but I gave him some what-for, and we didn’t tell my dad. Bro code. We need more big Bros like you! 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I love condiment packets so much that I have an entire drawer devoted to them in my kitchen.  Need some duck sauce for your french bread pizza at 2am?  I gotcha covered.  Marinating beef for jerky and realize you don’t have any soy sauce?  No problem.  More things should come in packets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I love condiment packets so much that I have an entire drawer devoted to them in my kitchen.  Need some duck sauce for your french bread pizza at 2am?  I gotcha covered.  Marinating beef for jerky and realize you don’t have any soy sauce?  No problem.  More things should come in packets. Publix stopped putting the canola/olive oil packets out just because of people like you. Thanks a ton.  p.s. Wawa has honey packets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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