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54 minutes ago, row_33 said:

 

this would be touch football, right?

 

 

 

No touching allowed. You and your opponent need to sit down and talk to come to an agreement on where the play ends. The most important thing is that nobody feels that they have lost. Participation trophies are awarded after each play and no score is kept, for fear that someone will not feel as special as someone else.

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7 minutes ago, KRC said:

 

No touching allowed. You and your opponent need to sit down and talk to come to an agreement on where the play ends. The most important thing is that nobody feels that they have lost. Participation trophies are awarded after each play and no score is kept, for fear that someone will not feel as special as someone else.

 

And white men have to sit on the bench and check their privilege.

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