DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. Edited April 27, 2019 by DCbillsfan 4 3
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 He said it was an old shirt. One of his sons.
Chandler#81 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 Finish the story! Two LOOOONG time Bills fans who hated Jim Nance and the Boston Patriots now have a chance to have some fun with a Patriot fan who forsakes their dog? There’s gotta be more here!? 2
Guest K-GunJimKelly12 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. Edited April 27, 2019 by K-GunJimKelly12
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:26 PM, TheBeane said: Shave a buffalo into the dog!!!!! Expand If that dog comes back I will do something Bills like. On 4/27/2019 at 3:38 PM, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. Expand I hear you. Nothing but Bills stuff at the house. 1
aceman_16 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:38 PM, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. Expand I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. 1
3rdnlng Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:18 PM, whatdrought said: How did the dog taste? Expand "Benny was a good dog. Woof."
Saxum Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:38 PM, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. Expand I wore a Deadskins jersey once. I found it when cleaning my house after buying it. On Halloween I put it on a dummy and made a scarecrow tied to a rope which I'd make move and kids would occasionally hit with a stick. Following year I put on jersey with scarecrow costume complete even with rope up a tree. One of the kids said "watch this" and went to hit scarecrow with a branch conveniently lying nearby. When he tried I jumped off stump I was standing on and said something, cannot remember what, and scared the kids. Nothing good in their goodie bags.
Neo Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:18 PM, whatdrought said: How did the dog taste? Expand Logged in just to laugh at this ... understated delivery, timing!
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 5:58 PM, dlonce said: So you let the dog go then, right? Expand I put her in the house. She's a good pup!
3rdand12 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:08 PM, DCbillsfan said: This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. Expand now thats serious kismet right there good Sir. like meeting Family again after so many years i bet. Rockpile tells us your age btw. : ) thanks for the share On 4/27/2019 at 4:15 PM, aceman_16 said: I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. Expand shart is still a word right ?
billsredneck1 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 6:50 PM, 3rdand12 said: now thats serious kismet right there good Sir. like meeting Family again after so many years i bet. Rockpile tells us your age btw. : ) thanks for the share shart is still a word right ? Expand i got/had a pair of bears shorts i kinda ruined. nothing against the bears but it's the only item of another team i've ever worn. maybe that little accident was a lesson to me?
ExWNYer Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 3:08 PM, DCbillsfan said: This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. Expand ...and turns out the dog got woke and found out his owner was a Pats* fan, then decided to run away from home before he became a pawn in some bizarre Kraft-led beastiality sex trade ring. The End. ?
WhoTom Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 4:15 PM, aceman_16 said: I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. Expand Or an older man wearing Pats* underwear.
Saxum Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 On 4/27/2019 at 9:42 PM, DC Tom said: Did you forget to share the funny part? Expand Yes he did to protect the guilty. I heard the owner is a poster on this forum and he pretends to be a Bills fan.
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