SinceThe70s Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry It's a genuine problem, you won't try To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by Substitute me for him Substitute my coke for gin Substitute you for my mum At least I'll get my washing done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 My heater's broke and I'm so tiredI need some fuel to build a fireThe girl next door, her lights are out, yeahThe landlord's gone, I'm down and out Ooh, it's cold gin time againYou know it'll always winCold gin time againYou know it's the only thingThat keeps us together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Once was a sweet thang baby... held out her lovin' in our hands Now I reach to kiss your lips... the touch don't mean a thing And that's a cold shot baby... yeah that's a drag A cold shot baby... I let our love go bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Well I married me a wife, Gave me trouble my whole life, She put me, Out in the cold, rain and snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Way out here they've got a name For wind and rain and fire The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe And they call the wind Mariah Mariah blows the stars around Sends the clouds a-flyin' Mariah makes the mountain sound Like folks was up there dyin' Mariah, Mariah They call the wind Mariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Moving eight miles a minute for months at a timeBreaking all of the rules that would bendI began to find myself searchin'Searching for shelter again and again Against the windA little something against the windI found myself seeking shelter against the wind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Let me be you're shelter shelter From the storm outside Let me be your shelter shelter From the endless tide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I'll learn to play the saxophone, And I'll play just what I feel, Drink scotch whiskey, all night long, And die behind the wheel. They've got a name for the winners in the world, I want a name when I lose, They call Alabama the CRIMSON TIDE, Call me Deacon Blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 (I couldn’t pass on this opportunity...) Oh Alabama The devil fools With the best laid plan Swing low Alabama You got the spare change You got to feel strange And now the moment Is all that it meant Alabama, you got The weight on your shoulders That's breaking your back Your Cadillac Has got a wheel in the ditch And a wheel on the track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Jenny said when she was just about 5 years old "You know, my parents are gonna be the death of us all Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars Well, you know, ain't gonna help me at all, not at all." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I sit around and watch the tube but, nothing's onI change the channels for an hour or twoTwiddle my thumbs just for a bitI'm sick of all the same old sh!tIn a house with unlocked doorsAnd I'm f**king lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Every which way but loose You turn me Every which way but loose Inside the fire's burnin' me In my mind you just keep turnin' me Every which but loose Baby there's no excuse To turn me every which way but loose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I'm here to pleaseI'm even on my kneesMakin' love to whoever I pleaseI gotta do it my wayI gotta do it my wayAnd when you came aroundYou tried to tie me downI was such a clownYou had to have it your wayWell I'm sayin' no way So why don't you turn me looseTurn me looseTurn me looseI gotta do it my wayOr no way at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I only want to hold you, I don't want to tie you down, Or fit you in the lines, I might have drawn. It's just that I, oh I, have gotten used to having you around, The landscape would be empty, if you were gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you til the fear in me subsides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me Breakdown, honey, take me through the night Breakdown, now I'm standin' here, can't you see? Breakdown, it's all right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 You've got to give it to me You've got to give it to me You're so slick now, know every trick now You know I want it, I want it so bad You know I need it, I can't believe it So come on baby, Please relieve it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 If you see us in the club, we'll be acting real niceIf you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all nightWe ain't here to hurt nobodySo give it to me, give it to me, give it to meWanna see you work your bodySo give it to me, give it to me, give it to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 So glad we made it, so glad we made it You got to gimme some lovin', gimme some lovin' Gimme some lovin' every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I got to have a shot Of what you got It's oh so sweet You got to make it hot Like a boomerang I need a repeat Gimme all your lovin' All your hugs and kisses too Gimme all your lovin' Don't let up until we're through 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 From Atlanta, Georgia, to the Gulf Stream water up to California end I'm gonna spend my life both night and day I say, gimme, gimme good lovin' every night (Hey you know it's alright, child) Gimme, gimme good lovin' make it alright Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha To the girls in Frisco, to the girls in New York To the girls in Texican, you gotta understand That baby I'm your man I say, gimme, gimme good lovin' every night (Yeah you know it's alright now) Gimme, gimme good lovin' make it alright Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 If I had my choice of matterI'd would rather be with catsAll engrossed in mental chatterShowing where your mind is atWhile relating to each otherHow strong the love can be By resisting all the good times with each groovy chick we seeI'm a man yes I am and I can't help but love you soI'm a man yes I am and I can't help but love you so 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step off sucker understand Don't you know I'm the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 (edited) Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her,And then you get distracted by her older sister.When in walks her father and takes you in line,And says, "Better go on home, son, and make up your mind." And then you bet you'd better finally decide.And say yes to one and let the other one ride.There's so many changes and tears you must hide.Did you ever have to finally decide? Edited February 15, 2020 by Bill from NYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice Then say it's very nice And then you run Little sister, don't you Do what your big sister done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 We'll raise our children, in the peaceful way we canIt's up to you and me brotherTo try and try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Yeah I'm gonna try, oh yeah, just a little bit harder So I can give, give, give, give him every bit of my soul I'm gonna try, oh yeah, just a little bit harder So I can show, show, show him love with no control, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 There you were, I fell on the floor The way you move, girl, only made me want you more I did not know you had me hypnotized There's a movement of your body dancin' in my eyes I know I had to hold you and make you mine Don't want to control you just to have a good time In ecstasy when you're layin' down next to me Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you're layin' down next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Dancing days are here againAs the summer evenings growI got my flower, I got my powerI got a woman who knows I said it's alright, You know it's alrightI guess it's all in my heartYou'll be my only, my one and onlyIs that the way it should start? Crazy ways are evidentIn the way that you're wearing your clothesSippin' booze is precedentAs the evening starts to glow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 In the evening When the day is done I'm looking for a woman But the girl don't come 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I`m looking for a love I`m looking for a love I`m looking here and there I`m searching everywhere I`m looking for a love To call my own 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 (edited) Hey good looking What you got cooking Hows about cooking something up for me Hey sweet baby Don't you think maybe We could find us a brand new recipe Edited February 15, 2020 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some of thatShake it up, bake it up nice, uhLemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all thatI so love my baby's poundcake Homegrown and down-home, ooh yeah, that's the oneStill cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 With the cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried God, I love little fishes, don't you? Here's something for tempting the palate Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash through the skin Give the the belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause that makes it taste nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Careful with that axe, Eugene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Early in the mornin' it was drizzling rain 'Round the curve come a passenger train Under the wheel was old hobo John He was a good hobo but he's dead and gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 What goes up must come down Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and roundI really love to watch them rollNo longer riding on the merry-go-roundI just had to let it go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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