SinceThe70s Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 My baby does the hanky panky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 My baby loves loveMy baby loves lovin'She's got what it takesAnd she know how to use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 She got legs She knows how to use them She never begs She knows how to choose them  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Hot legs, you're wearin' me out Hot legs, you can scream and shout Hot legs, are you still in school? I love you honey  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman I had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Don't you feel my leg, don't you feel my leg 'Cause if you feel my leg, you'll wanna feel my thigh And if you feel my thigh, you'll want to move up high So, don't you feel my leg  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg The way you squeeze my lemon, I I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Drop dead legs, pretty smile,Hurts my head, gets me wildDig that steam, giant butt,Makes me scream, I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over youAnd nothing else could ever do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes My girl's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How could I leave this behind? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there. When she was finished, he called her over. When Rico went a bit to far; Tony sailed across the bar.  And then the punches flew.  And chairs were smashed in two.  There was blood and a single gunshot...but just who...shot...who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Men grow cold As girls grow oldAnd we all lose our charms in the end  But square-cut or pear-shapedThese rocks don't loose their shapeDiamonds are a girl's best friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Diamond Girl - you sure do shine Glad I found you - glad you're mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine I walk the line  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Tonight you're mine, completely You give your love so sweetly Tonight the light of love is in your eyes But will you love me tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'til tomorrow Come what may  Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya Tomorrow! You're always A day A way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Tomorrow You're gonna have to live with the things you say Tomorrow You'll have to cross bridges that you burned today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Oh, will ya excuse me I'm just trying to find the bridge Has anybody seen the bridge? Please Have you seen the bridge? I ain't seen the bridge! Where's that confounded bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago And it's gone right to my head Everywhere I roam Over land or sea or foam You can always hear me singing this song Said show me the way to go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 You know I'm a dreamerBut my heart's of goldI had to run away highSo I wouldn't come home low  Just when things went rightIt doesn't mean they were always wrongJust take this song and you'll never feelLeft all alone  Take me to your heartFeel me in your bonesJust one more nightAnd I'm comin' off this  Long and winding roadI'm on my wayI'm on my wayHome sweet home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to you door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to you door Gideon came in with his eyes on the floor, Says "y'ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door. Moses stood up a full six feet ten, Says "you can't close the door when the wall's caved in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come, equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah) Because Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I was five and he was six We rode on horses made of sticks He wore black and I wore white He would always win the fight  Bang bang, he shot me down Bang bang, I hit the ground Bang bang, that awful sound Bang bang, my baby shot me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Bang Bang, what's that sound I gave you my love and you shot me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Â Someday you're gonna be a big town boyI just know it's trueI'll be proud of youYou'll be a big man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I know you wanna leave me,But I refuse to let you go,If I have to beg, plead for your sympathy,I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me. Â Ain't too proud to beg and you know it,Please don't leave me girl,Don't you go,Ain't too proud to plead, baby, baby,Please don't leave me, girl,Don't you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Now if you love me please don't tease If I can hold then let me squeeze My heart goes round and round My love comes a tumblin' down You leave me ah Breathless Ah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) She goes, "Squeeze me, come on and squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you." Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Edited October 24, 2019 by WhoTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: Now if you love me please don't tease If I can hold then let me squeeze My heart goes round and round My love comes a tumblin' down You leave me ah Breathless Ah! Â Please, please, please, please(Please, please don't go)Please, please, please(Please, please don't go) Honey, please don't(Go)Yeah, oh yeah, love, I love you so(Please, please don't go) Â Â [have the cape ready to go] Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Please, mister, please, don't play B-17 It was our song, it was his song but it's over Please, mister, please, if you know what I mean I don't ever wanna hear that song again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 All through this long and sleepless night I hear my neighbors talking (She don't love him) Saying that out of my life Into another's arms you'll soon be walking Somebody shake me, wake me when it's over Somebody tell me that I'm dreamin' And wake me when its over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 When I met you in the restaurantYou could tell I was no debutanteYou asked me what's my pleasureA movie or a measure?I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of myDreaming, dreaming is freeDreaming, dreaming is free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 I met him at the candy store He turned around and smiled at me You get the picture "Yes, we see" That's when I fell for the leader of the pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 When you need a friend through thick and thin Don't look to those above you When you're down and out, ain't no doubt Nobody wants you But you're rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky, yes Rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Candy O I need youSunday dress, ruby ringsCandy O, I need you soCould you help me inPurple hum, assorted cardsRazor lights you bringAnd all to prove you're on the moveAnd vanishingCandy O, I need you so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with the blue dress on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 The devil bowed his headBecause he knew that he'd been beatAnd he laid that golden fiddleOn the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Devil, just come on backIf you ever want to try againI done told you once you son of a bit¢hI'm the best that's ever been" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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