BritBill Posted June 18 Posted June 18 I used to have a Polish friend who was a sound engineer for our band. And a Czech one too. Quote
Pete Posted June 18 Posted June 18 1 minute ago, BritBill said: I used to have a Polish friend who was a sound engineer for our band. And a Czech one too. So a Brit, a Pole, and a Czech walk into a recording studio……. 1 Quote
BritBill Posted June 18 Posted June 18 4 minutes ago, Pete said: So a Brit, a Pole, and a Czech walk into a recording studio……. Which reminds me...... 4 Quote
muppy Posted June 18 Posted June 18 (edited) lololol a williams joke belongs in a Bills chat forums 😄 Edited June 18 by muppy Quote
muppy Posted Saturday at 10:45 AM Posted Saturday at 10:45 AM (edited) Edited Saturday at 01:30 PM by muppy 1 1 Quote
Big Turk Posted Monday at 03:38 PM Posted Monday at 03:38 PM (edited) A man who frequently travels for work wants to make sure his wife doesn’t feel lonely while he’s away. He walks into an unusual little shop off a back alley, and the old man behind the counter shows him something special: “It’s a magic d!ldo. Just say where you want it to go, and it’ll go there on its own — no hands, no batteries.” The husband’s intrigued. The shopkeeper demonstrates: “Magic d!ldo, the drawer!” And just like that — WHOOSH — the d!ldo zips across the room and lands gently in the drawer. “Say the phrase, it flies into action. Say ‘Magic d!ldo, stop!’ to make it stop.” The husband, thinking this would be a perfect gift for his wife while he’s away on his long business trips, buys it immediately. That weekend, before flying out, he gives it to her. “Just something to help you think of me while I’m gone,” he says with a wink. That night, curious and a little bored, she decides to try it. She lays back, takes a deep breath, and says, “Magic d!ldo… my vag.” WHOOSH! It zips across the room and gets to work. She gasps. “Oh my god… this is incredible.” Minutes pass. Then more minutes. She’s breathless, overwhelmed — and a little concerned. “Okay… Magic d!ldo, stop!” Nothing. “Magic d!ldo, STOP!” Still nothing. It's going rogue. She begins to panic. The thing’s not stopping, and it’s really committed to its job. In a frenzy, she grabs her purse, throws on a coat, and waddles awkwardly to her car — still being serviced, mind you — and drives herself to the emergency room. She screeches into the hospital parking lot and half-hobbles into the ER, breathlessly explaining to the front desk nurse, “It’s a magic d!ldo! I can’t get it to stop!” Just then, a skeptical police officer who happened to be nearby overhears the commotion. He rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath with a smirk, “Yeah right… Magic d!ldo, my ass.” Edited Monday at 08:53 PM by Big Turk 1 Quote
Pete Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago A good game show question. is the following quote from a Dostoevsky novel? is it an album title by Fiona Apple?? is it from a stanza from a poem by Emily Dickinson? When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring There's no body to batter when your mind is your might So when you go solo, you hold your own hand And remember that depth is the greatest of heights And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right Quote
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