A Quick Laugh to Get By

[Gregg]

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

[BritBill]

I used to have a Polish friend who was a sound engineer for our band. And a Czech one too. 

[Pete]

1 minute ago, BritBill said:

I used to have a Polish friend who was a sound engineer for our band. And a Czech one too. 

So a Brit, a Pole, and a Czech walk into a recording studio…….

[BritBill]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

So a Brit, a Pole, and a Czech walk into a recording studio…….

 

Which reminds me......

 

[muppy]

lololol a williams joke belongs in a Bills chat forums 😄

Edited Wednesday at 02:01 PM by muppy

[BillsPride12]

[muppy]

giggles

[BillsPride12]

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

[muppy]

 

Edited Saturday at 01:30 PM by muppy

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

[muppy]

lmao

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

[Big Turk]

A man who frequently travels for work wants to make sure his wife doesn’t feel lonely while he’s away.
He walks into an unusual little shop off a back alley, and the old man behind the counter shows him something special:

 

“It’s a magic d!ldo. Just say where you want it to go, and it’ll go there on its own — no hands, no batteries.”

 

The husband’s intrigued.

The shopkeeper demonstrates:

“Magic d!ldo, the drawer!”

And just like that — WHOOSH — the d!ldo zips across the room and lands gently in the drawer.
“Say the phrase, it flies into action. Say ‘Magic d!ldo, stop!’ to make it stop.”

 

The husband, thinking this would be a perfect gift for his wife while he’s away on his long business trips, buys it immediately.

 

That weekend, before flying out, he gives it to her.

“Just something to help you think of me while I’m gone,” he says with a wink.

 

That night, curious and a little bored, she decides to try it.
She lays back, takes a deep breath, and says,

“Magic d!ldo… my vag.”

WHOOSH! It zips across the room and gets to work.
She gasps. “Oh my god… this is incredible.”

Minutes pass. Then more minutes. She’s breathless, overwhelmed — and a little concerned.

“Okay… Magic d!ldo, stop!”

Nothing.

“Magic d!ldo, STOP!”

Still nothing. It's going rogue.

 

She begins to panic. The thing’s not stopping, and it’s really committed to its job.

 

In a frenzy, she grabs her purse, throws on a coat, and waddles awkwardly to her car — still being serviced, mind you — and drives herself to the emergency room.

She screeches into the hospital parking lot and half-hobbles into the ER, breathlessly explaining to the front desk nurse,

“It’s a magic d!ldo! I can’t get it to stop!”

 

Just then, a skeptical police officer who happened to be nearby overhears the commotion.
He rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath with a smirk,

 

“Yeah right… Magic d!ldo, my ass.”

 

Edited 52 minutes ago by Big Turk