Nextmanup Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Took the blue ribbon in the hog calling competition at the New York State Fair in nine consecutive years (1984-1993). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the fastest “French fry technician” at McD’s this side of the Mississip’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck. Drinks wine cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P said: Drinks wine cooler (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl) Drinks.. an impressive amount of wine cooler and isn't fazed. Really holds his liquor, er, wine cooler.. and more than makes up for the stigma by drinking so darn much of it.. And ONLY Mad Dog 2020 Habanero Lime-a-Ritas. Edited March 5, 2019 by BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Founder and CEO of “GardenHoseSucking.com” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^Can whistle in up to 5' of standing water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^sighs audibly over kale salad at dinner parties after his puns fail to elicit laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Only person in Hawaii who can't get lei'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^is reliably unintelligible by perpetually mismanaging posts relating to previous comment by neglecting the quote option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Dyes his pubes pink and refers to that area as pinky, and the brain. Edited March 5, 2019 by Jay_Fixit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^has the unabashed ability to relate almost any topic of discussion to male genitalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^was uncomfortable hitting the showers full of genitalia in highschool football. Stank like all get out all 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Judging you by your avatar..you know a quality guard when you see one..you're scout material.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 ^^ Picks really original avatars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^ Picks really original avatars. ^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Has mapped out every glory hole in the tri-state area 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Is an avid map collector. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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