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Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen

 

1. Josh Rosen

2. Sam Darnold 

3. Baker Mayfiled 

4. Lamar Jackson

5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College

6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler

7. My friend's dad, George 

8. The Swedish Chef

9. Joe Buscaglia 

10. Demar Derozan

11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix

12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame

13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther

14. Portia de Rossi 

 

After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 

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Wow hahahahahaha(deep breath)hahahahahaha. This is the funniest post I've ever read on the Internet. It was definitely worth your time to do it write out a new thread for it. Some of those witty names of "QB's" are comedy gold.

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1 hour ago, Jesse said:

Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen

 

1. Josh Rosen

2. Sam Darnold 

3. Baker Mayfiled 

4. Lamar Jackson

5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College

6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler

7. My friend's dad, George 

8. The Swedish Chef

9. Joe Buscaglia 

10. Demar Derozan

11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix

12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame

13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther

14. Portia de Rossi 

 

After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 

I'm pretty sure that was Baker Mayfield and one of his buddies.

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1 hour ago, Jesse said:

Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen

 

1. Josh Rosen

2. Sam Darnold 

3. Baker Mayfiled 

4. Lamar Jackson

5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College

6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler

7. My friend's dad, George 

8. The Swedish Chef

9. Joe Buscaglia 

10. Demar Derozan

11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix

12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame

13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther

14. Portia de Rossi 

 

After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 

As to 13., would you also draft Vincent Adultman before Josh Allen

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35 minutes ago, BuffaloSol said:

Wow hahahahahaha(deep breath)hahahahahaha. This is the funniest post I've ever read on the Internet. It was definitely worth your time to do it write out a new thread for it. Some of those witty names of "QB's" are comedy gold.

I can't believe I'm even responding in this thread but man, one thing I've learned abut football fans over the years is that any fan that is so certain they know how good or bad a pro a college kid is going to be, despite opinions of coaches, scouts, analysts, etc., and doesn't realize what a crap shoot this is, is really the least educated fan.  Like the lowest common denominator of fans.  Like Biff from North Tonawanda with a thick, old time Buffalo accent calling in on the WGR whiner line wondering why we can't trade Roy and Pominville for Sidney Crosby.  That is who the OP on this thread is to me.  Reminds me of right before the 2011 draft when like half the posters on this website were all "bwahahahaha I can't believe Carolina is actually gonna draft Cam Newton lolz!  What a bunch of morons hahaha!!"

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Allen's highlight tape, along with Darnold's are clearly the best.

 

Im sorry to say I didnt watch Wyoming play at all.

 

I watched USC a little and Darnold didnt get rid of the ball quick enough, but i hope that could be improved if we end up with him.

 

what's your issue with Allen?

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1 hour ago, Jesse said:

Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen

 

1. Josh Rosen

2. Sam Darnold 

3. Baker Mayfiled 

4. Lamar Jackson

5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College

6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler

7. My friend's dad, George 

8. The Swedish Chef

9. Joe Buscaglia 

10. Demar Derozan

11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix

12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame

13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther

14. Portia de Rossi 

15.  Buffalo Bills Fan from two bills drive

After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 

 

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terrible post

missed the mark on entertaining, humor, AND sarcasm.

essentially the sucky trifecta.

honestly, a post simply saying " i dont like josh allen" would have conveyed your point better AND more importantly been less redundant. 

I'd say better luck w/post #2, but after this doozie hopefully the powers that be realize this might be a little too much for you to handle.

I guess anyone just posts whatever they want now a days and things get crazy. 

Wild world kids... wild world..

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5 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said:

you forgot Tyrion Lanaster

....the bottom line is we're not staying at 12 and settling for Allen. Yes he's got the size and arm strength but so did EJ. I want leadership, play making skills and accuracy. 

 

He may have the first two! The third? Maybe not so much.....

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14 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said:

you forgot Tyrion Lanaster

....the bottom line is we're not staying at 12 and settling for Allen. Yes he's got the size and arm strength but so did EJ. I want leadership, play making skills and accuracy. 

You Realize we may trade up for Allen

 

EJ wasnt #1 on Mel Kipers Board and some others, he wasn't even close.

not to mention its doubtful he'll be there at 12 which makes this post even dumber

 

Mayfield on the other hand very much could be

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3 hours ago, Jesse said:

Here are all of the available quarterbacks that I would like for the Buffalo Football Bills to draft ahead of Josh Allen

 

1. Josh Rosen

2. Sam Darnold 

3. Baker Mayfiled 

4. Lamar Jackson

5. Whoever is the current quarter back of Coe College

6. Nicotine addled Jay Cutler

7. My friend's dad, George 

8. The Swedish Chef

9. Joe Buscaglia 

10. Demar Derozan

11. The main character from LOVE on Netflix

12. The guy who dresses up like a Leprechaun for Notre Dame

13. The two kids in a trench coat that tried to sneak into Black Panther

14. Portia de Rossi 

 

After all of these folks are off the board, then and only then should we consider drafting Wyoming Jones. 

 

I dunno, there's some character concerns for The Swedish Chef. Rumor has it he has a hard time communicating with teammates.

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