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Woman shopping at Menards unpackages camcorder and puts it in her bag.  Security guard sees her and approaches her as she is on her way to the exit.

 

She reaches behind her and puts her hand in her pants and pulls out a handful of her own feces, throws it at security guard, hits him in chest, and proceeds to leave the store with camcorder.

 

This woman reminds me of an ape, with the exception that an ape would have some value, at least to a zoo.  

 

 

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On 2/27/2018 at 1:12 AM, mrags said:

When you’ve had feces thrown on you, or watched someone eat their own feces, stories like this don’t surprise you. 

Of course they (the stories) don't surprise. You can't rationalize what the fornlorn do.

 

"Storm the walls around this prison 
Leave the inmates 
Free the guards 
Deal me up another future 
From some brand new deck of cards"

 

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