Sweats Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Will finally learn how to play a one stringed guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^ Has resolved to do something about his porn addiction, starting by reducing his consumption to 8 hours per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ Promises not to sit next to Sweats anymore when he watches porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ Promises to give Sweats free slices of his award winning Cran-apple Tart in exchange for tips on better porn viewing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^^^^^ Vows to "feed the birds" a little more...........Sweats style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^^^Has reconsidered his resolution to cut down on his porn watching, realizing it would be easier to limit breathing to only 8 hours per day, and has instead given up caring what other people think about how he spends his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Resolves to give the Shout Box a chance one busy sports night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^^^ Promises to give Gugny a set of her “beads” at the next tailgate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^^^^^resolves to only call inconsequential, ordinary folk "dickheads" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Resolves to free Beerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Resolves to keep sharing information about wine and stromboli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^^^^^resolves to make Country Cletus show his sensitive side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^ Vows to change his piss stained mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Resolves to howl like a wolf every time Coach McDermott claps his hands in the belief that his howling will help the Bills win games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 will stop picking his nose in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ^^^^ vows to stop taking pictures of Fadingpain picking his nose in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, ndirish1978 said: ^^^^ vows to stop taking pictures of Fadingpain picking his nose in public vows to stop using the online pseudonym Lennay Kekua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, Boyst62 said: vows to stop using the online pseudonym Lennay Kekua ^^^^Vows to swipe left at least twice this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: ^^^^Vows to swipe left at least twice this year. hahahah i have swiped left at least 40 times this year. this is so true. i will drive out of town and just swipe everyone right as i drive not even looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ^ Vows to challenge himself by doing something he has never done before: read a book in its entirety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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