Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Every once in a while, when sitting down on the toilet seat, I will sit right down on and squash one or more of my testicles. My wife came running yesterday when it happened, as she said she though one of the kids was hurting the dog (my pain squeal). Does anyone else have this problem? I don't view myself as having unusually large or long balls, but I think they may be slightly above average. Although it only happens 5 or 6 times per year, I notice it happening more frequently when it is humid outside and things unavoidably stick to my thighs. My friend and colleague just suggested I apply baby powder regularly; especially during the summer when it is hot and humid. Thoughts? Other helpful tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 No but since I read the title of this thread they hurt now. For me I get scared when I'm sitting on a loose toilet seat and all of a sudden it slips to one side. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Yes. Be careful when you sitting on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The very idea is just nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 Yes. Be careful when you sitting on the toilet. So you can relate? I try to be careful, but it usually happens during the night when I am sleepy or sometimes drunk. I forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Stop sitting to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 Stop sitting to pee. Well, I normally only sit to drop a deuce, but at night when I'm sleepy I will sit down to pee because it's more comfortable. Call me a fem...I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Did you hear about the 100 lb. midget with 50 lb. testicles? Everyone said he was half nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I was squeezing between some of the side rails down a ramp and crushed my boys between the rail bar and my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Every once in a while, when sitting down on the toilet seat, I will sit right down on and squash one or more of my testicles. My wife came running yesterday when it happened, as she said she though one of the kids was hurting the dog (my pain squeal). Does anyone else have this problem? I don't view myself as having unusually large or long balls, but I think they may be slightly above average. Although it only happens 5 or 6 times per year, I notice it happening more frequently when it is humid outside and things unavoidably stick to my thighs. My friend and colleague just suggested I apply baby powder regularly; especially during the summer when it is hot and humid. Thoughts? Other helpful tips? If you have two testicles you would say "one or both"....but since you said "one or more of my testicles" I'm thinking you have three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 If you have two testicles you would say "one or both"....but since you said "one or more of my testicles" I'm thinking you have three? My middle nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Frequently and it hurts like a @#$%&. It happens, the pain goes away and life goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 Frequently and it hurts like a @#$%&. It happens, the pain goes away and life goes on So you're saying just "suck it up" and live with the excruciating pain of sitting on my balls? No preventative strategies? I have come here for advice. Chef Jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 If you don't plan on having any more kids, you could solve the problem by getting castrated. Plus your wife would probably enjoy a calmer you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/starbucks-sued-injury-rest-room-article-1.840879 I have been scared of toilet seats ever since CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 My sack hangs in the middle, right where there is a giant hole in the toilet seat. The hole tends to be big enough for my sack to fit through. How on earth can your sack "stick" to your thigh? Even if moist, the weight of the balls prevent them from defying gravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 If you don't plan on having any more kids, you could solve the problem by getting castrated. Plus your wife would probably enjoy a calmer you. Have them cut off. Good solution. Common guys...this is serious!!! My sack hangs in the middle, right where there is a giant hole in the toilet seat. The hole tends to be big enough for my sack to fit through. How on earth can your sack "stick" to your thigh? Even if moist, the weight of the balls prevent them from defying gravity. Obviously, your coin purse isn't large or long enough for you to experience the "pendulum effect." Scrotums stick to warm moist skin! I'm not a scientist, I just know they do. What the hell?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 So you're saying just "suck it up" and live with the excruciating pain of sitting on my balls? No preventative strategies? I have come here for advice. Chef Jim? Its like stubbing your toe or cracking your elbow against something. No real way to prevent it, just kind of happens. But is more painful Much more painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I'm more worried about sliding toilet seats and getting something pinched CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 If you don't plan on having any more kids, you could solve the problem by getting castrated. Plus your wife would probably enjoy a calmer you. But then you'd have to wear one of those big plastic cones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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