BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ...but suddenly, out of nowhere, Deranged Rhino and /dev/null arrived on the scene, one in a blue leotard with a "D" on the chest, and the other with a crown of diamonds shaped in a "V" with black baseball pants and a tshirt that read "I'm with Stupid ---->" ....they quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the defribulator machine in the closest Chinese restaurant - "My God" Rhino said "I can't read frickin Mandarin Chinese...this is like algebra"; /dev/null laughed and said "That ain't alegebra...look at the little house shape...that's geometry. Let's ask this guy walking by". So they proceeded to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) ...but suddenly, out of nowhere, Deranged Rhino and /dev/null arrived on the scene, one in a blue leotard with a "D" on the chest, and the other with a crown of diamonds shaped in a "V" with black baseball pants and a tshirt that read "I'm with Stupid ---->" ....they quickly assessed the situation and grabbed the defribulator machine in the closest Chinese restaurant - "My God" Rhino said "I can't read frickin Mandarin Chinese...this is like algebra"; /dev/null laughed and said "That ain't alegebra...look at the little house shape...that's geometry. Let's ask this guy walking by". So they proceeded to  Stop the nearest passerby, some guy wearing a bedazzled "Fergy 10k" sweatshirt, and ask.  Hello, I don't recall ever seeing you before. You must be new. What's in your Home Depot bag?  To which the passerby responded: Oh, just some electrical supplies. I'm working on my next LAMP Edited March 12, 2016 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 Meanwhile Fery and EII held hands and gazed into each other's eyes. They felt feverish with love. Both knew immediately that they needed to rush home to watch 49 shades of grey again. They shot it themselves with a GoPro, a bottle of baby oil and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Meanwhile Fery and EII held hands and gazed into each other's eyes. They felt feverish with love. Both knew immediately that they needed to rush home to watch 49 shades of grey again. They shot it themselves with a GoPro, a bottle of baby oil and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 Used to store their large supply of lingerie and bath salts. Often they liked to take warm baths together, blowing special bubbles for each other in the water. They giggled together like schoolgirls as the flatulence broke the surface. They inhaled heavily while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 True, you are TSW's resident expert on writing bad stories Damn straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Used to store their large supply of lingerie and bath salts. Often they liked to take warm baths together, blowing special bubbles for each other in the water. They giggled together like schoolgirls as the flatulence broke the surface. They inhaled heavily while... while the fragrance of the lavender was at its best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 while the fragrance of the lavender was at its best Much prefering the aroma of high grade lavender to digested Genny cream ale, they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Much prefering the aroma of high grade lavender to digested Genny cream ale, they... Watched pretty naked women prance as pretty naked women do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ...even though they prefer watching large women roll in mud, because it reminds them of their childhood when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 Ryan L Billz used to oink like a pig when he heard dueling banjos playing. Â In another realm D.C. Tom continued to work on his manifesto titled "Idiots for Idiots." He is incensed by his publisher who holds to the belief that it should not be titled "Idiots for Dummies who are Idiots." He was also upset that the publisher decided that removing the chapter explaining the simplicity of the mathematics of fractal geometry was proper given the lack of intelligence that he and others had to apply to the topic. Â Tom then thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Tom then thought.... how awesome would it be to remake March of the Penguins with a soundtrack by Rebeca Black. Tom then logged out of TSW and into one of his many alternate personas, gatorman and then ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 how awesome would it be to remake March of the Penguins with a soundtrack by Rebeca Black. Tom then logged out of TSW and into one of his many alternate personas, gatorman and then ...a poor child was excoriated by his fraternal parent person because he didn't score perfectly at a dance competition. The poor wee lad was so distraught that he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Called on Boyst to show him a step or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ...throw him a party for his first ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ...and Rob Gronkowski's love child named Barry who was born with an extra.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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