BuffaloBill Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 Testicle. Therefore, three became his nickname. Meanwhile the Hammersticks household was in an uproar because the showering neighbor had taken to bathing outdoors using a garden hose and bucket. Not only were the Hammersticks appalled at this they feared that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 their home would become a destination for other "naturalists" from the Ohio area (as they are apt to do)...in fact, there was this one time on a camping trip to the mid-west when Hammersticks stopped in Ohio to ask for directions and he found this fella which made Hammersticks think of an old buddy of his by the name of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 their home would become a destination for other "naturalists" from the Ohio area (as they are apt to do)...in fact, there was this one time on a camping trip to the mid-west when Hammersticks stopped in Ohio to ask for directions and he found this fella which made Hammersticks think of an old buddy of his by the name ofgugny who used to borrow Hammers shower to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 scrub his racoon (who he affectionately named "Cletus") - kinda like the time gugny and Cletus took a shower in that truck stop on I-77 in North Carolina on their way to a PETA convention....they were so drunk that they stopped at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 scrub his racoon (who he affectionately named "Cletus") - kinda like the time gugny and Cletus took a shower in that truck stop on I-77 in North Carolina on their way to a PETA convention....they were so drunk that they stopped at Arlington, TX (they were lost) where they picked up CGF and immediately stripped her of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 ...all of her vanilla vodka and orange soda, as she had become so drunk she mistakenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 thought Gugny looked particularly swarthy; everyone knows Gugny looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Like an orangutan after 4 bottles of gin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 on a weekend bender in Tijuana with a trombone strapped to his back....yeah, the exact look JRinPittsburgh has every time he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 gets finished shooting another gay midget porn movie with JBoyst and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 gets finished shooting another gay midget porn movie with JBoyst and ... And a steer named big clyde, they then decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Eat scallops and goat cheese with this girl from Qatar named Fran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2016 Author Share Posted March 13, 2016 Tarkington. It seems that Fran had an amazing ability to scramble and avoid the clutches of groping sick men like drinkTHEkoolaid and Ryan L. Billz. Both of them have the nasty habit of peeping into the windows of old ladies who live in their neighborhood. They become spellbound at the sight of sagging breasts and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 lubricated portable catheters which have multiple uses including; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 mainlining gugny juice and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 , but this would not deter Ryan L. Billz whose experience "romancing" elderly women is unparalleled. He knows what he likes and is not afraid to take it. Sure, some might be quick to judge, but as a level 3 sex offender, he has nothing more to lose. He once engaged in a "sex party" which included... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 FireChan, Fredex, Turbos and Bandit....they called it "Rumble in My Bumble" because it involved a naked game of Twister where each participant had to recite the 3rd and long statistical averages for the 1981 Baltimore Colts...it did not end well when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Firechan killed the mood with his Doug Marrone underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Firechan killed the mood with his Doug Marrone underpantswhich caused Fredex to get hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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