mead107 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I would go see the local farmer get a a garbage can full of cow crap and bring it home and dump it in the tub. Fill tub with water (hot) . Let set for 20 days. Then fill a pump sprayer and spray on lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Howard - your lawn must be perfect. Use the Scotts Turf Builder stages or the Walmart brand as gugny suggested. Do you use a drop spreader or broadcast spreader? Don't use too much though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Do you use a drop spreader or broadcast spreader? Please, leave Shirley out of your comments. It's obvious that Howard doesn't enjoy comments directed at his dear wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 Bringbackfergy. what is a broadcast spreader? We use an old Maxwell house can with some nail holes In the bottom. I worked on it in my shop. I fill the can and Shirl walks around the grass and slaps the side of the can it works good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 What the hell is Fergy doing up at 3am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 What the hell is Fergy doing up at 3am? Is that a question you truly want an answer for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Is that a question you truly want an answer for? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Please send us pics of Shirl slapping her cans on the lawn, I'm sure this method of fertilizer distribution is revolutionary and can be helpful for all members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 What the hell is Fergy doing up at 3am? It was so friggin' hot in my house I woke up. I ended up messaging with mead (who probably just got home from work) about when he will be taking us all out to lunch to celebrate his anniversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 It was so friggin' hot in my house I woke up. I ended up messaging with mead (who probably just got home from work) about when he will be taking us all out to lunch to celebrate his anniversary. Admit it. You were cottaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Admit it. You were cottaging. Never in my own bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Tom Brady dissaproves of this message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 Guffalo Shirl's fertilizer can is not for public viewing. I invented it so go get your own. No such thing as a free lunch and no free fertilizer spreader cans either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Do you know what else Shirl has that brings the boys to the yard??? Â This Coward character is a real timeless classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 PRIVATE MESSAGE TO CLETUS I received your last private message and I won't discuss Shirl any more unless it has to do with her biscuits or her cherry tarts which are really great. I am trying to be nice to you but anymore rude comments and I'll meet you on Furman Boulevard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 PRIVATE MESSAGE TO CLETUS I received your last private message and I won't discuss Shirl any more unless it has to do with her biscuits or her cherry tarts which are really great. I am trying to be nice to you but anymore rude comments and I'll meet you on Furman Boulevard Her cherry "tarts" also bring the boys to the yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Nothing better than a very nice woman that can cook and bake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Howard, I've told you about the threats to fight people here. I'm just warning uou before a mod does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Nothing better than a very nice woman that can cook and bake!and knows how to ruffle the sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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