Weirdest user names

[ExiledInIllinois]

Although it's not as strange as Mike in Horseheads, I would like to know what 4merper4mer means?

 

 

Maybe they were a "former actor" on these boards and now they are not. Maybe they finally went "mainstream."

 

Just a guess.

[bbb]

Now I get it!

[BillsFan-4-Ever]

 

 

Maybe they were a "former actor" on these boards and now they are not. Maybe they finally went "mainstream."

 

Just a guess.

well they could be a different kind of "performer"

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Wait a minute. You consider eating poop to be a form of sex?

I certainly don't, but I imagine there are stranger sexual proclivities out there. Just ask Rex if he considers humping stinky feet to be a form of sex. I know about the video you were originally referring to, and it is definitely pornography. I actually have never seen it....absolutely no desire, but like you I saw the reaction to the video on Tosh.O.

[4merper4mer]

I certainly don't, but I imagine there are stranger sexual proclivities out there. Just ask Rex if he considers humping stinky feet to be a form of sex. I know about the video you were originally referring to, and it is definitely pornography. I actually have never seen it....absolutely no desire, but like you I saw the reaction to the video on Tosh.O.

There are a ton of reaction videos. My favorite was someone named Jackie's Grandma. I have never seen the original video either.

Edited February 4, 2015 by 4merper4mer

[Corp000085]

NJ Sue... Google it!

[Rob's House]

Gugny always struck me as an odd name. But not as odd as jboyst. WTF is a jboyst? And what's "DC Tom" supposed to mean anyway?

[BillsFan-4-Ever]

Gugny always struck me as an odd name. But not as odd as jboyst. WTF is a jboyst? And what's "DC Tom" supposed to mean anyway?

^ that

 

and whats a Poojer and another one that is interesting is Acantha

[PromoTheRobot]

Crap Throwing Monkey is still king

[stevewin]

Horseheads, New York is a place. I'm guessing Mike is from there. Funny...I used to go to college with a dude from Horseheads. His name was Mike.

I used to go to college with a dude from Horseheads named Frank. Maybe they are related...

The all time greatest user name in history IMO is "Cutting Drew With Dignity" - an homage to the best thread title in history

Edited February 5, 2015 by stevewin

[KD in CA]

I used to go to college with a dude from Horseheads named Frank. Maybe they are related...

The all time greatest user name in history IMO is "Cutting Drew With Dignity" - an homage to the best thread title in history

 

Agreed.

[ExiledInIllinois]

What about Hogboy, what a preformer!

[Gugny]

Whose name do you think is weird?

 

For me it has to be Mike in Horseheads.

 

 

 

Is the dude a taxidermist? Mafioso? Mafioso victim?

 

Just a weird name for someone to think up.

 

I wouldn't mess with him ...

 

https://www.google.com/#q=mike+horseheads

[sodbuster]

Roger Goodell. Like, seriously, you'd have to be a real d-bag to wear that name for your entire life. A real idiot. A total arse-clown.

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

I always thought "Direhard Fan" was pretty strange, but then again, I always liked this SNL skit:

 

Jane Curtin: According to a report released this week by the Department of Health Education and Welfare, 13% of all American adults are functionally illiterate. Functional illiteracy prevents these people from holding any job which requires any kind of reading or writing, and also hinders their normal activities, such as driving or ordering in restaurants. Now, this is the subject of tonight's commentary. The biggest problem of illiteracy is one of identification. Illiterates are ashamed, and live in fear that someone will discover their secret. The sad fact is that these people are tragic victims of our educational system, which promotes slower students to a higher grade, rather than dealing with the problem at hand. If the role of the educational system was better understood, illiteracy would not carry the stigma which prevents people from admitting that they simply cannot read. Remedial programs have shown to be effective, even with those who have a scant formal education. Other civilizations -- Switzerland and the Soviet Union, in particular -- have made enormous stride agaisnt this social epidemic. While the United States, as developed as we are, falls disgracefully behind. The illiteracy problem CAN be solved, but first we must admit that it exists, and then attack it squarely and forthrightly. Thank you.

[ as Jane delivers her commentary, the following SCROLL appears on-screen:

COMMENTARY

Actually, not so much a "commentary" as a plea for the round-up and elimination of functional illiterates.

After all, let's not kid ourselves... these people are a social nuisance. They can't read traffic signs; they can't make change; they open our mail by mistake, and God knows they never R.S.V.P.

Even the simplest things utterly baffle them: eye charts, shoe sizes, area codes and M&M's -- to say nothing of logical positivism or Proust's A La Recherche du Temps Perdu.

You know what we're talking about. If you agree that something ought to be done to stamp out illiteracy, send your comments to:

KILL THE ILLITERATES
c/o Weekend Update
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y. 10020

P.S. If you're watching this "commentary" with an illiterate friend, and he asks you what this is, don't panic... just tell him it's an M&M. ]

[BillsFanM.D.]

I always thought "Direhard Fan" was pretty strange, but then again, I always liked this SNL skit:

 

Jane Curtin: According to a report released this week by the Department of Health Education and Welfare, 13% of all American adults are functionally illiterate. Functional illiteracy prevents these people from holding any job which requires any kind of reading or writing, and also hinders their normal activities, such as driving or ordering in restaurants. Now, this is the subject of tonight's commentary. The biggest problem of illiteracy is one of identification. Illiterates are ashamed, and live in fear that someone will discover their secret. The sad fact is that these people are tragic victims of our educational system, which promotes slower students to a higher grade, rather than dealing with the problem at hand. If the role of the educational system was better understood, illiteracy would not carry the stigma which prevents people from admitting that they simply cannot read. Remedial programs have shown to be effective, even with those who have a scant formal education. Other civilizations -- Switzerland and the Soviet Union, in particular -- have made enormous stride agaisnt this social epidemic. While the United States, as developed as we are, falls disgracefully behind. The illiteracy problem CAN be solved, but first we must admit that it exists, and then attack it squarely and forthrightly. Thank you.

[ as Jane delivers her commentary, the following SCROLL appears on-screen:

 

COMMENTARY

 

Actually, not so much a "commentary" as a plea for the round-up and elimination of functional illiterates.

 

After all, let's not kid ourselves... these people are a social nuisance. They can't read traffic signs; they can't make change; they open our mail by mistake, and God knows they never R.S.V.P.

 

Even the simplest things utterly baffle them: eye charts, shoe sizes, area codes and M&M's -- to say nothing of logical positivism or Proust's A La Recherche du Temps Perdu.

 

You know what we're talking about. If you agree that something ought to be done to stamp out illiteracy, send your comments to:

 

KILL THE ILLITERATES

c/o Weekend Update

30 Rockefeller Plaza

New York, N.Y. 10020

 

P.S. If you're watching this "commentary" with an illiterate friend, and he asks you what this is, don't panic... just tell him it's an M&M. ]

 

I love 'old' SNL. That's awesome.