Beef Jerky Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Dear new Bills coach, here are four things you'll want to do immediately By Chris Trapasso http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24944737/dear-new-bills-coach-here-are-four-things-youll-want-to-immediately-do 1. Employ the Schwartz 2. Get to work on Manuel 3. Buddy up with the OL 4. Sammy-fy the offense He goes into details for each one. Edited January 9, 2015 by Beef Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 5. Have the ability to identify Jerry Hughes. Even his #. Anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 6. Learn effective use of "obviously" 7. Sign up for TSW with thinly veiled screen name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 8. Fit it up. Or at least explain, to me, what that meant in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ban all Orton lovers from future games!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 9. "Obviously", go for it on 4th down more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 9. Buy an airhorn. kj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 10. Learn that it's hard to win in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 11. Also, sign a puntcatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 13. Get a new runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 14. ban all pornstaches!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! This x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Don't confuse effort with results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Those 4 are a MUST. And if CJ is still with us, PLEASE use him the way he's supposed to be used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 just win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 15. Have the players salute the fans after the last homegame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhDozeBills Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 15. Play to win instead of playing not to lose 16. Bring in a Guard and TE via free agency since the draft is thin at these positions. Jermichael Finley anyone? 17. Be a players coach (i.e. you want them to like you...don't be a dick) while earning their respect 18. Don't give up on flash Goodwin. If he can stay healthy, he can be dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! "Houston, we have a problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ignore everything Jerry Sullivan does and/or says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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