xsoldier54 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I think it's called Billsoptimistitis. I always believe they will win even when I really know they probably won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Franchise Quarterback Envyitis  fourthandshortonplussideofthefieldpuntinducedrage  PDD Playoff Deficit Disorder Edited September 25, 2014 by SWATeam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 How do I follow this? Get well Buddy.  I suffer from Gilmoresissyarmtackleitis Rage Episodes. It's like a dissociative disorder or something. I will punt a kitten if Gilmore attempts his wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man tackle technique. I give you three weeks. Does anyone know the name of the ailment when you hear who the announcers are for the weekly Bills game and you look at your friend and say "who the !@#$ is that"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Binge drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) FantasyFootballHomerhea. It's embarassing. All the guys laugh at me.  Binge drinking  This always seems to accompany my bouts of FFHomerhea. Maybe there is a link?  Iknowbetteritus. I take 'shots' for it..  Shouldaknownbetteronia gets me in early december. Same medication. Edited September 25, 2014 by THE KIKO MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 TorontoBillsaphobia and LABillsaphobia  On September 9th, I began to feel better and the doctor told me that it looks like my condition will be completely cured on October 8th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) TorontoBillsaphobia and LABillsaphobia  On September 9th, I began to feel better and the doctor told me that it looks like my condition will be completely cured on October 8th.  Excellent news! It seems that your condition was shared by many. A dose of Peguliagra has lifted all our spirits. Edited September 25, 2014 by THE KIKO MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Does anyone know the name of the ailment when you hear who the announcers are for the weekly Bills game and you look at your friend and say "who the !@#$ is that"? Â Oh yes, that is the dreaded HewascallingWNBAgamestwoweeksagoatosis. The only cure for this disease, I'm afraid, is national relevance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have something I am a little ashamed of. My children all have accepted it. Which makes it worse. I put the game before my family. My Eldest Daugthers birthday had to be scheduled around this Sunday's game. I am a horrible Dad. Thanks Buffalo Bills . just awesome . Â so its like hey Dad ! Buffalo playing this week ? yep. so how about saturday then ? sure Saturdays are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014   Oh yes, that is the dreaded HewascallingWNBAgamestwoweeksagoatosis. The only cure for this disease, I'm afraid, is national relevance. lol. Thanks for the diagnosis Doc. It ranks up there with "Hoganopia Rosterwasteria" which also makes me confused and gives me the shakes. I have something I am a little ashamed of. My children all have accepted it. Which makes it worse. I put the game before my family. My Eldest Daugthers birthday had to be scheduled around this Sunday's game. I am a horrible Dad. Thanks Buffalo Bills . just awesome .  so its like hey Dad ! Buffalo playing this week ? yep. so how about saturday then ? sure Saturdays are fine. That's not really a physical ailment as much as it is a psychological defect that has been termed "Catsinthecradle Disassociative Syndrome" where your kids ask to go throw the baseball, celebrate a birthday or attend your grandkid's baptism and you tell people to go away and make sure they video it so you can watch after the post game show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 suckitudinal paranoia I lie on the couch in the fetal position up until game time and repeat over and over, "Please don't suck, Please don't suck..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 lol. Thanks for the diagnosis Doc. It ranks up there with "Hoganopia Rosterwasteria" which also makes me confused and gives me the shakes. Â That's not really a physical ailment as much as it is a psychological defect that has been termed "Catsinthecradle Disassociative Syndrome" where your kids ask to go throw the baseball, celebrate a birthday or attend your grandkid's baptism and you tell people to go away and make sure they video it so you can watch after the post game show. Oh. I did not know that.Is it too late for me ? Â Funny you should mention grandSon . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oh. I did not know that. Is it too late for me ? Â Funny you should mention grandSon . i don't have grand kids but I imagine this scenario may play out in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 i don't have grand kids but I imagine this scenario may play out in the future. Maybe i can raise this one right ! As Bills Fans we can always hope : ) great thread BBF ! Thanks for the smiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackInDaDay Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 ...it is extremely soft these days. Â so it's not just the Bills having trouble scoring.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Â Â so it's not just the Bills having trouble scoring.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Whoa is me, dreaded watkins wart. It's either gonna get really big or it's gonna bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) Progressive post-game TSW-induced encephalopathy (PPGTIE). The more TSW threads I read, the more confused I get, and the worse my head hurts. I sometimes get so confused that I start to talk out loud to people who aren't actually there. Unfortunately, I've been told it's an irreversible neurodegenerative condition hallmarked by increasingly erratic behavior with rare episodes of euphoria and frequent bouts of irritability and depression. Edited September 26, 2014 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Progressive post-game TSW-induced encephalopathy (PPGTIE). The more TSW threads I read, the more confused I get, and the worse my head hurts. I sometimes get so confused that I start to talk out loud to people who aren't actually there. Unfortunately, I've been told it's an irreversible neurodegenerative condition hallmarked by increasingly erratic behavior with rare episodes of euphoria and frequent bouts of irritability and depression. That sounds serious....worse than my sporadic episodes of "Swissoline Collaptia" which causes my throat to swell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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