FluffHead Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 He was aboard the international space station performing open heart surgery on a nuclear-powered great white shark while defeating a silver back gorilla in a staring contest. He injured his knee, though, giving Harry Stamper a piggy-back ride back into orbit. Link please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Link please The 2014 incident was well documented in this 1998 hit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 No, camp came to Kiko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Monkeyhead Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 They asked him to keep his distance because the offense was getting distracted by the fact that they had to know where he was at all times... despite being on the sideline on one leg. Bravo!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Some team player he is. Another pre-Madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) BTW, did the team ever disclose how he got injured? im sure they sent the deets directly to Why So Serious. He's holding out on us. Edited August 5, 2014 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 In all seriousness, I am worried about Kiko. I heard that they couldn't even perform the surgery because the knife kept breaking when it touched his skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 They said he tore his knee working out. If you really want the details, the knee gave way as a result of 72 straight hours of love making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Read that Kiko isn't going to show until the Bills move to One Bills Drive. He's running from Oregon as part of his rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Read that Kiko isn't going to show until the Bills move to One Bills Drive. He's running from Oregon as part of his rehab. If that's the case, he should have arrived in Orchard Park several minutes after the injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 im sure they sent the deets directly to Why So Serious. He's holding out on us. Not worried. I already got a copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Not worried. I already got a copy. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If you rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso," it spells "I broke Tony Moeaki." For real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If you rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso," it spells "I broke Tony Moeaki." For real. Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off. But I also heard that if you just move to the left or right a little bit, he'll run right past you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Some team player he is. Another pre-Madonna. So he was Madonna before Madonna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Cindy Lauper? Hardly. He was Hercules before there was Zeus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Cindy Lauper? Hardly. He was Hercules before there was Zeus. He was the son that came before the father? Inconceivable... were we not discussing the legend, himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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