Joe Miner Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Or just hold the phone like you're checking Facebook, then snap the picture. Ask her if you can test the new breast cancer detection app on your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 These are all good ideas. I think the "fake Facebook check," would be the one most likely to work. This could take some time. I'll post it here if I manage to get a pic. If I can't, I'll just post the pic of Beerball's breasts that he sent me. Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Excellent point, you don't want that shutter noise going off when you are trying to be secretive Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway. She fills D cups nicely. But they're not sloppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 California stops always make me shake my head. A nice pet peeve is when people use your instead of you're. I recently saw someone on here post with you're instead of your several times which almost put a cramp in my neck. I know I make my fair share of spelling mistakes but if you want to be taken seriously then try and spell properly. Also it's always interesting seeing some police officers switch lanes without using their turn signal. Oh yes I almost forgot, sloppy boob jobs and overdone fish lips I read this part really fast and at first I was like, "Whattt that annoys you?" ...and then I re-read it. If ya catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I read this part really fast and at first I was like, "Whattt that annoys you?" ...and then I re-read it. If ya catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 A new one that just happened .... 5 minutes after a person sends an email, they see you - either coming to your desk or passing you in the hall - and ask, "Did you get my email??" What I say: I saw that you sent something, but I haven't read it yet. I'll get back to you in a few minutes. What I want to say: No, you dick. It was the one email sent to me that failed to make it to my Inbox. Or maybe you can give me more than five friggin' minutes to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 When people call you and you do not answer and you know it is not important, it is important, or its just for no reason (you're on the way to their place, 100 feet away, a floor away, etc)... and they leave you a voice mail. It is easier to just text. F'n text me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 These are all good ideas. I think the "fake Facebook check," would be the one most likely to work. This could take some time. I'll post it here if I manage to get a pic. If I can't, I'll just post the pic of Beerball's breasts that he sent me. Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I'm old and tired, but I'm thinkin' my vote goes to the young woman...if I had two votes, I'd vote for each boob separately even though it is always a mistake to break up a set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A new one that just happened .... 5 minutes after a person sends an email, they see you - either coming to your desk or passing you in the hall - and ask, "Did you get my email??" What I say: I saw that you sent something, but I haven't read it yet. I'll get back to you in a few minutes. What I want to say: No, you dick. It was the one email sent to me that failed to make it to my Inbox. Or maybe you can give me more than five friggin' minutes to read it. So, you're the dick who never responds to emails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually. Do you mean just serious life issues, or stuff like, "how do you make cheese?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Do you mean just serious life issues, or stuff like, "how do you make cheese?" Good point. Serious life issues. I just knocked up another woman and my partner for 8 years is pissed. What should I do? Are you !@#$ing kidding me?? It's too late for my advice you putz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually. You know what? I think you should write a book called "The World is My Soup Kitchen and it's Now Closed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 You know what? I think you should write a book called "The World is My Soup Kitchen and it's Now Closed." I was actually thinking "Chef Jim's Favorite Recipes That He's Not Sharing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I was actually thinking "Chef Jim's Favorite Recipes That He's Not Sharing." Or "The Really Really Big Book of Retatta." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Ate at a McDonald's in Wyoming once. In the Men's Room someone wrote; "Welcome to Wyoming, home of Cowboys, Tumbleweeds and Other Windy Annoyances!"....They were right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 "and what not." Makes me want to punch someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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