BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) You are stuck on a deserted island. "No phone, no pool, no pets, not a single luxury...." except, you can have: 1) One woman...any woman (think before answering) 2) One food/drink combination that you can eat (other than the fish you catch, coconuts, etc. that you can scrounge from the island) 3) One TV that only gets one station (cable or network)...what station comes in? I choose: 1) The Dutchess - Kate Middleton (beautiful and intelligent...plus the British Navy will keep boating around for years until they find us) 2) Has to be pizza and beer...I know, I know...I need fresh water but I watch Survivorman...I can collect rain water 3) AMC...they play some classic movies but also have some decent series on from time to time. Not going to choose ESPN because I'd have to listen to the announcers praise Brady, Bellichick, etc. I'll catch up on football when I get rescued. *Gulp* Edited February 14, 2013 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh I have to pick from those categories? I was going to say a helicopter, a pilot, and fuel. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 1. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Lentils and pickle juice 3. CSPAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Lets go with Christina Hendricks Unlimited Chicken Marsala w Crown Royal. HBO (game of thrones, boardwalk, Curb you enthusiasm for the win) Edited February 14, 2013 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh I have to pick from those categories? I was going to say a helicopter, a pilot, and fuel. PTR Helicopter has no engine. Now you're screwed. Hope the pilot is cute for your sake. 1. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Lentils and pickle juice 3. CSPAN Rosie is a looker..tell her to lay off the lentils at night. They use pickle juice in frittata so you have that going for you. Lets go with Christina Hendricks Unlimited Chicken Marsala HBO (game of thrones, boardwalk, Curb you enthusiasm for the win) Nice call on the Marsala...love it. You forgot a drink...I assume a white wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 It's tough coming up with an answer for #1 because I assume I can't say my wife. So, I've puzzled over this and here's what I got. 1. Kate Upton. Besides her obvious assets she seems like she: a. she doesn't appear to take herself too seriously. 2. she knows her way around a beach. d. her obvious assets. 2. Ribs & beer 3. Forget the TV, I've got Kate Upton and AYCE/D ribs & beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
49er Fan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jenna Haze Buttermilk fried chicken and water Movies on Demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 It's tough coming up with an answer for #1 because I assume I can't say my wife. So, I've puzzled over this and here's what I got. 1. Kate Upton. Besides her obvious assets she seems like she: a. she doesn't appear to take herself too seriously. 2. she knows her way around a beach. d. her obvious assets. 2. Ribs & beer 3. Forget the TV, I've got Kate Upton and AYCE/D ribs & beer. Kate will wear you out and she'll want to watch TV while you're sleeping from exhaustion Nice call on the ribs...I forgot about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jenna Haze Buttermilk fried chicken and water Movies on Demand Jenna Haze? Bleh! Snaggle tooth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jenna Haze Buttermilk fried chicken and water Movies on Demand Damn, forgot about fried chicken as well. Jenna wouldn't be able to hold much of a conversation...but then again...it's Jenna - who cares what her stance is on global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 1.) Candace Parker 2.) Chicken Burritos/Tecate 3.) HBO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 1.) Candace Parker 2.) Chicken Burritos/Tecate 3.) HBO Candace Parker...interesting. I had to look her up and she has that athletic appeal to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Candace Parker...interesting. I had to look her up and she has that athletic appeal to her. Precisely. Form AND function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i like your thinking there...rosie would go nicely with some lentils and pickle juice AND you could eat for months.... 1. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Lentils and pickle juice 3. CSPAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 i like your thinking there...rosie would go nicely with some lentils and pickle juice AND you could eat for months.... *throwing up in mouth a bit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) 1. Katarina Witt 2. Pizza and Beer 3. Any ABC affiliate, so I can watch Jeopardy and still get the news at 6 and 11. Edited February 14, 2013 by Fig Newtons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 1. I need to think on this one a bit...too many to chose from, but because she is top of mind right now, that Aussie hurdler.... 2. Tomatoes(so i can harvest the seeds), Fresh Water 3. Discovery so I can watch Dual Survival, Bear Grylls and Les Stroud to get pointers on what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) 1. My wife. Yeah it's Valentine's Day 2. Rib Eye steaks and Petrus 3. !@#$ the TV. Edited February 14, 2013 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm going to say my Fiancé if I'm picking anyone. If I've gotta pick some famous chick for everyone's vision I am going to say Kate Beckinsale probably. Maybe Tiffany Amber Theisan (however its spelled). For food it will probably be Bocce pizza with pepperoni and to drink it would be McDonalds fountain Coke. As far as TV channels its a tough one. Most likely it would be Comedy Central for South Park, Tosh, Futurama, Scrubs but you also get news with Colbert and Stewart. It might be a last minute decision because if Sons of Anarchy and Inked were on at the time of the crash of probably want FX, and if Dexter and Homeland were on I'd probably want Showtime. On another funny note to this topic, when I worked for a company in the past, they put us into groups of 5-6 and told us we had to chose 4 things we needed to survive. I wa in a group with 4 other guys and 1 girl and we came to our decision in about 5 minutes in the hour long excersize. We picked a solar powered generator, a TV/DVD combo, and the box set of MacGuyver. Thinking anything that we would need to survive in any situation we could learn from watching MacGuyver, and the one girl in the group really wanted a hair dryer. We were all given failing grades on that excersize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 giselle. three reasons: tom might become depressed without her leaving the division wide open, shes hot, and maybe her anger will keep the animals away. garbage plates and loganberry. as for tv... telemundo. gotta brush up on my spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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