You herd it hear last Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Based on the relative dimensions of this woman to Andy's jersey, Andy is really at least 11'6" 675lbs notwithstanding his listed 6'2'' 305. We definitely need to re-sign him. wow, good thing he didn't 'sanchez-butt-sack' fitz...we may have had to watch thigpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 1b) Is he cleaning out his apartment? Moving? Geting rid of everything Bills-related? That was actually my first thought. But I didn't want to be overly negative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffBill Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://deadspin.com/...e-boob-nsfw ish Was it an extra jersey or extra woman that he found laying around the apartment? Hey, you know how those rich athletes get all the women they want. What is the big deal? If there was a baby bottle full of milk in the background would it be an issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) ive heard that its against nfl rules to date cheerleaders from your own team. or maybe its just most teams own house rule, im not sure. but i would think teams really wouldnt want that bc of all the problems it would cause with the morale of the cheerleading squad when the guys inevitably dump and/or cheat on them. so andy may really be in some trouble with the club or nfl i think its a bit of professional courtesy that you arent supposed to fraternize with them, but as far as rules go... i think it ranks just below tampering with free agents and above injury reports with regards to enforcement. ie if they get serious maybe he will see fines in the order of those received for mismatching socks. Edited January 4, 2013 by NoSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://deadspin.com/...e-boob-nsfw ish he could do a little better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 What is the big deal? If there was a baby bottle full of milk in the background would it be an issue? WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Memo To: Andy Levitre From: Rob Gronkowski Dated: January 4, 2013 Dear Andy - This is how you Tweet Photos of your jersey. Warm Regards - Gronk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Memo To: Andy Levitre From: Rob Gronkowski Dated: January 4, 2013 Dear Andy - This is how you Tweet Photos of your jersey. Warm Regards - Gronk Dammit, Pats* beat the Bills again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Then by that standard David Nelson could not play for the Cowboys. my understand is that one of them would have to leave which would obviously be the cheerleader quitting. i think i recall exactly that happening once or something, maybe someone else can remember i think its a bit of professional courtesy that you arent supposed to fraternize with them, but as far as rules go... i think it ranks just below tampering with free agents and above injury reports with regards to enforcement. maybe it depends on the club but im pretty liberal in that regard and i would still strictly prohibit it on my team. seems like it cant help but poison the cheerleading squad if you allow it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dammit, Pats* beat the Bills again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 my understand is that one of them would have to leave which would obviously be the cheerleader quitting. i think i recall exactly that happening once or something, maybe someone else can remember maybe it depends on the club but im pretty liberal in that regard and i would still strictly prohibit it on my team. seems like it cant help but poison the cheerleading squad if you allow it you are right - its a rule for the cheerleading squad, not the players.... but even as such, its not really strictly enforced most places unless theres some sort of drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 it could also hamper the performance of the player(s) on the field. imagine the girls are shooting bullets from their eyes at some player they feel screwed one of them over. nobody else would notice it, but the people involved would know. anybody can have girl problems but if they are RIGHT THERE in your work environment youre going to have a much tougher time dealing with it. it could definitely hinder the guys concentration. at the nfl level how much distraction you think it takes to make a difference, like 1% no way, i just wouldnt allow that on my club if i was in charge. im pretty sure most of the clubs would agree. and its not like they dont have that standard in other industries. its a reasonable and sound restriction in some environments and id surely count professional sports as one of those its not really strictly enforced most places unless theres some sort of drama. well maybe but id say a nationally broadcast sideboob counts as drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://deadspin.com/...e-boob-nsfw ish Don't feel like reading through all these pages to see if someone beat me to it, but you were the absolute perfect person to break this news with your avatar. Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Memo To: Andy Levitre From: Rob Gronkowski Dated: January 4, 2013 Dear Andy - This is how you Tweet Photos of your jersey. Warm Regards - Gronk WOW, look at all that shampoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 well maybe but id say a nationally broadcast sideboob counts as drama ive known a handful of cheerleaders from a few teams in my day... and it could get her scolded (or worse) if shes an active cheerleader with the bills - no doubt. it could be glossed over as no big deal too. depends on the squad and dynamic present. dont doubt that hitching up with a star FA might get her a free pass either though. its a world where the rules can be a bit... flexible.... at times. andy would at most get a "c'mon man" from buddy as a player, unless he had a history, then he could get a small fine for some sort of conduct unbecoming if the team wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) ive known a handful of cheerleaders from a few teams in my day... and it could get her scolded (or worse) if shes an active cheerleader with the bills - no doubt. it could be glossed over as no big deal too. depends on the squad and dynamic present. dont doubt that hitching up with a star FA might get her a free pass either though. its a world where the rules can be a bit... flexible.... at times. andy would at most get a "c'mon man" from buddy as a player, unless he had a history, then he could get a small fine for some sort of conduct unbecoming if the team wanted. Or maybe he'd get a "c'mon man, you want to stay in Buffalo, right?" Edited January 4, 2013 by Matt in KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Or maybe he'd get a "c'mon man, you want to stay in Buffalo, right?" frankly, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 KCCO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 "Found an extra one of these laying around my apartment", I hope he is talking about the jersey. Or maybe I hope he isn't giving it away because he doesn't think he'll need it anymore. Damn! I am conflicted now. In anycase to side boob. Levitre is right. The verb "to lay" always requires a direct object. OR two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I don't get this. How is the jersey about 10X bigger than the woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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