Dr. Trooth Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Here it is. An alphabetical list of every retread HC, perceived HC commodity, "I've heard of him", or on someone's 'wish list' coaches for Ralph to consider to be his next Kevlar vest. For sure, the Bills next HC is on this list. If not, please feel free to add yours. Bobby April Bruce Arians Brian Billick Todd Bowles Keith Butler Tom Cable Cam Cameron Dom Capers Brad Childress Kelly Clarkson Bill Cowher Romeo Crennel Jack DelRio Howdy Doody Tony Dungy Herm Edwards Kevin Greene Russ Grimm Jon Gruden Vic Fangio Jim Fassel Perry Fewell Jim Haslett Hue Jackson Chip Kelly Jim Kelly Lane Kiffen Monte Kiffen Mike Leach Scott Linehan Eric Mangini Steve Mariucci Doug Marrone Dave McGinnis Pete Metzelaars Dick Nolan Sean Payton Ron Pitts Dean Pees Frank Reich Andy Reid Ron Rivera Terry Robiskie Mike Sherman Tony Sparano Jerry Sullivan Rex Ryan Rob Ryan Nick Saban Adam Sandler Marty Schottenheimer Brian Schottenheimer Kurt Schottenheimer Howard Simon Mike Singletary Mike Shula Darryl Talley Steve Tasker Mike Tice Thurman Thomas Emmitt Thomas Mark Trestman Norv Turner Joe Vitt Dave Wannstedt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kevin gilbride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kelly Clarkson just got engaged, so I think she'll be too busy to take the job. Howdy Doody could be a front runner, he currently lives in Detroit, near Mr. Wilson.... http://www.dia.org/news/632/It%e2%80%99s-Howdy-Doody-Time-at-Detroit-Institute-of-Arts.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Someone else brought up the Tom Cable name, as far as no names go I kind of like that one. Supposedly likes to run, and the players seemed to like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 For some reason, this list reminded me of the following scene from Ted: Ted: White trash name, guess. John: Mandi? Ted: No. John: Marilyn? Ted: No. John: Brittany? Ted: No. John: Tiffany? Ted: No. John: Candice? Ted: No. John: Don’t !@#$ with me on this, I know this ****. Ted: Do you see me !@#$ing with you? I’m completely serious. John: OK, speed round, I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, !@#$ing buzz it. Ted: You do it, I will tell you. John: You got me? Ted: Yeah. John: Alright Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shaunna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Khloe, Devon, Emmylou, !@#$ing Becky? Ted: Nope. John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lyn after it? Ted: YES! John: OK, Brandy Lyn, Heather Lyn… Ted: Tammy Lyn. John: !@#$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDogg20 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My vote goes to Howdy Doody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Someone else brought up the Tom Cable name, as far as no names go I kind of like that one. Supposedly likes to run, and the players seemed to like him. Tom Cable would be a perfect fit in Buffalo. Seeing his Raiders won/loss record is almost identical to gailey's. He could continue the century of suck without missing a beat. Ex-O-line coaches who got a HC job. Because like the Bills no one would work for Davis. There isn't a huge demand for guys with that kind of resume. But hey i bet he would laughingly take the gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My vote goes to Howdy Doody. Chan Gailey hired him in 2011 to run the defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Jerry Sullivan! He seems to always know what's wrong with the team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I am available to coach...just throwing it out there. I want natural grass, though. The only stipulation for me would be allowing grazing during the offseason for my herd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I was going to say add Pete Metzelaars to the list but you already have him! Great list. You forgot a couple though. Eddie "coach-on-the-field" Robinson. And another - I'm half-serious on this one - Turner Gill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 theres a lot of names there you are reaching on. my bet is our next coach is someone we have very little knowledge on like a experienced special teams coordinator or a young college coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) well i like line Coach Joe D. he gets s==t done. Edited December 18, 2012 by 3rdand12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kkspike Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Jerry glandville or Barry switzer,Wayne fontes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Hayden Fox, from the Minn State Screaming Eagles and Orlando Breakers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumbleAndHungry Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Chip kelly , with perry fewell as dc and bobby a special teams coordinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshawn's 20 bucks Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) I just want a coach that has some fire. Somebody that will get in Carroll's face after a punk move like Sunday. Someone who will be quotable. If we suck at least we'll get something interesting. Not an Andy Reid type. Is Kevin Greene ready for the big time? What about Mike Tice--ready for another shot? Edited December 18, 2012 by Marshawn's 20 bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Chip kelly , with perry fewell as dc and bobby a special teams coordinator Right because Fewell is going to go back to Buffalo...willingly mind you...for a lateral move... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FitzShowUsYourTitz Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Here it is. An alphabetical list of every retread HC, perceived HC commodity, "I've heard of him", or on someone's 'wish list' coaches for Ralph to consider to be his next Kevlar vest. For sure, the Bills next HC is on this list. If not, please feel free to add yours. Bobby April Bruce Arians Brian Billick Todd Bowles Keith Butler Tom Cable Cam Cameron Dom Capers Brad Childress Kelly Clarkson Bill Cowher Romeo Crennel Jack DelRio Howdy Doody Tony Dungy Herm Edwards Kevin Greene Russ Grimm Jon Gruden Vic Fangio Jim Fassel Perry Fewell Jim Haslett Hue Jackson Chip Kelly Jim Kelly Lane Kiffen Monte Kiffen Mike Leach Scott Linehan Eric Mangini Steve Mariucci Doug Marrone Dave McGinnis Pete Metzelaars Dick Nolan Sean Payton Ron Pitts Dean Pees Frank Reich Andy Reid Ron Rivera Terry Robiskie Mike Sherman Tony Sparano Jerry Sullivan Rex Ryan Rob Ryan Nick Saban Adam Sandler Marty Schottenheimer Brian Schottenheimer I like Adam Sandler. He can do the Hanukkah song too boot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Anderson's Lunch Pail Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Right because Fewell is going to go back to Buffalo...willingly mind you...for a lateral move... Lol, where do people come up with this stuff??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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