ajzepp Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 It's probably about time for hindsight to kick in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Ya i woke up today and cant hear out my right ear very well. Very muffled so Im heading to the doc now Yeah, that damn near confirms it. How does your 'I have a high pain tolerance' sound now, in hindsight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 Yeah, that damn near confirms it. How does your 'I have a high pain tolerance' sound now, in hindsight? It doesnt hurt, I just cant hear Put me on an antibiotic and some ear drops. Ill let you know how it turns out. Thanks for all the advice Uconn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 It doesnt hurt, I just cant hear Put me on an antibiotic and some ear drops. Ill let you know how it turns out. Thanks for all the advice Uconn You should have gone with the decapitation. It would have solved it faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 It doesnt hurt, I just cant hear Put me on an antibiotic and some ear drops. Ill let you know how it turns out. Thanks for all the advice Uconn So how are you feeling now? Feeling any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 1/2 inch drill bit. Try not to go to deep. Then a golden shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Then a golden shower. Are you volunteering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 1342738058[/url]' post='2508653']Are you volunteering? If it would make him feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 So how are you feeling now? Feeling any better? What? And no thanks mead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 To wit: Q-Tips of Mass Destruction by Rod Moser, PA, PhD. Disturbingly, that makes me want to clean out my ears with a Q-tip. 'Cause reading all that just reminded me...it just feels so good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Disturbingly, that makes me want to clean out my ears with a Q-tip. 'Cause reading all that just reminded me...it just feels so good... If you want even more awesomeness, pour a little hydrogen peroxide in those potato holes and then scrub around with that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 So how are you feeling now? Feeling any better? Whatever this antibiotic is, its making me seriously nauseous. I can hear a little better but I feel like im going to puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Whatever this antibiotic is, its making me seriously nauseous. I can hear a little better but I feel like im going to puke It is not erythromycin is it? That stuff wrecks me and makes me want to hurl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 It is not erythromycin is it? That stuff wrecks me and makes me want to hurl! I'm allergic to that stuff. Took one pill and thought I was going to die from puking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm allergic to that stuff. Took one pill and thought I was going to die from puking. Maybe I am too? Not sure, took it many years ago... Never again... Hurled... Hung tough and kept taking it... Couldn't eat, would throw up... Lost weight! Wait... Maybe I should go back on it as a weight loss aid! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 It is not erythromycin is it? That stuff wrecks me and makes me want to hurl! I took one this morning but left the bottle at home. Ill check it out when I leave work. Im afriad to eat tho in case I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I took one this morning but left the bottle at home. Ill check it out when I leave work. Im afriad to eat tho in case I do That is how I lost weight! Just take it for 10 days... You won't eat anything because you'll be afraid to puke your guts out... Oh, and have your significant other make something that you totally hate! Back when I took that med, my wife made a 3 week supply (newly married) of spinach lasagna... Enough to feed the 7th Army, but I wouldn't take a bite... LoL Even if you do eat, instant bolemia insues! So the four part diet plan: 1. Med makes you puke 2. You don't want to eat in fear of puke fest 3. Only food around is hideous, so you get no urge to eat 4. See number 1. After sticking it for 10 days, you will look like you just came off the Bataan death march! Man did the pounds melt away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) That is how I lost weight! Just take it for 10 days... You won't eat anything because you'll be afraid to puke your guts out... Oh, and have your significant other make something that you totally hate! Back when I took that med, my wife made a 3 week supply (newly married) of spinach lasagna... Enough to feed the 7th Army, but I wouldn't take a bite... LoL Even if you do eat, instant bolemia insues! So the four part diet plan: 1. Med makes you puke 2. You don't want to eat in fear of puke fest 3. Only food around is hideous, so you get no urge to eat 4. See number 1. After sticking it for 10 days, you will look like you just came off the Bataan death march! Man did the pounds melt away! I only weigh 165 anyway so this diet should be useful. But seriously everything looks disgusting and I can bring myself to eat lunch. I dont think im gonna last much longer at work today Edited July 20, 2012 by Captain Hindsight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I only weigh 165 anyway so this diet should be useful. But seriously everything looks disgusting and I can bring myself to eat lunch. I dont think im gonna last much longer at work today You might be on erythro... It has that effect on me... In all honesty... Maybe you should get the doc to change the med... I don't think they would apporve... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 You might be on erythro... It has that effect on me... In all honesty... Maybe you should get the doc to change the med... I don't think they would apporve... ;-) I might have to. This is tough to deal with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I might have to. This is tough to deal with It is tough... Of course I was joking... Even if I was 600 pounds, I wouldn't want to pull the trigger ever on that drug again. I wonder if it is erythro... ?? Man, that stuff is nasty! When you get home, find out what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 It is tough... Of course I was joking... Even if I was 600 pounds, I wouldn't want to pull the trigger ever on that drug again. I wonder if it is erythro... ?? Man, that stuff is nasty! When you get home, find out what it is. Will do. Im almost done with the only thing I had to do today. Just one paragraph is messing with me. Ill report back when I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 Cefdiner...thats what I'm taking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Saline solution might help flush it, but do not put any pressure on it or attempt to "fix" it yourself. He's already got a problem with salt in his ear - why would he put MORE salt in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Disturbingly, that makes me want to clean out my ears with a Q-tip. 'Cause reading all that just reminded me...it just feels so good... Just remember… it's NOT sex. He's already got a problem with salt in his ear - why would he put MORE salt in there? Osmosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Cefdiner...thats what I'm taking Wow... Good thing I am not a doc... I never took this... Looked it up, is about 20 years old. Does list your symptoms as side effects. Get well and stop putting salt in your ears!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) I was finally able to eat after taking a 3 hour nap. Had some chicken and feel ok, not great but ok. Just gonna take it easy tonight tho. I have to work tomorrow from 9 to 4 Edited July 20, 2012 by Captain Hindsight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Just remember… it's NOT sex. Then again, some people call it "Ear-gasm." It's akin to the way that itching poison ivy can bring relief for a couple of seconds, but then it hurts even worse because you've ruptured it. Don't use Q-Tips in the ear. Just don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) I was finally able to eat after taking a 3 hour nap. Had some chicken and feel ok, not great but ok. Just gonna take it easy tonight tho. I have to work tomorrow from 9 to 4 Sometimes the meds do this; space them out evenly and finish the course. Your body's fighting and hopefully you've turned the corner on it. Make sure to eat good protein (eggs - egg whites are the gold standard), fruits and veg (blueberries are a great antioxidant, just don't eat too many) and plenty of hydro, cranberry juice, and ginger ale might help your stomach. Give your body good building blocks right now, and things to detox and flush out the system. Hey, a little nausea is better than an infection ~2" from your brain. Edited July 21, 2012 by UConn James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Then again, some people call it "Ear-gasm." It's akin to the way that itching poison ivy can bring relief for a couple of seconds, but then it hurts even worse because you've ruptured it. Don't use Q-Tips in the ear. Just don't. One time I knew a guy (from IA, probably explains it) that put poison ivy in his ear... Amazing the **** people dig their ears out with (like the article you linked). We we "cutting line" along the MS river for a baseline while surveying the river... This good old boy leans up against a tree, takes a twig and starts on his ear... It was a poison ivy twig, or one that was explosed to the ivy oil! Amazing! Just like when my mother mistakenly took the crazy glue for my father's ear drop and put the glue in his ear! I said ear, she caught the mistake before getting the other ear. Anyway... They must see some crazy crap all the time in urgent care/ER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Anyway... They must see some crazy crap all the time in urgent care/ER! Most ER staff will consider people who come there with ear infections losers. You WILL get inferior treatment if you do this...I'm just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted July 22, 2012 Author Share Posted July 22, 2012 Getting a little Better. I was finally able to eat something substantial today. Felt pretty sick after but Im doing good and my headache isn't nearly as bad as it was last night. Migraine like symptoms, couldn't even open my eyes Anyway thanks for all the info and kind words, much appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Just remember… it's NOT sex. As a married man, it's probably the closest I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 As a married man, it's probably the closest I get. There's always cleaning out your belly button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Also a candidate in the other thread for worst song ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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