buffaloboyinATL Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Title got me going but the content was great +1 I was getting ready to lash out but instead I got a good laugh... Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gflande1 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I think that the fact he isn't a white, high motor player, should be added to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I think that the fact he isn't a white, high motor player, should be added to the list. Lol true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bisonbrigade Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Will Mario's 13 sacks, Kyle's 7 sacks, Dareus's 7 sacks and Kelseys 6 sacks really help this defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal RN Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 After intense jubilation due to our epic signing of Mario Williams, I think sober analysis is needed here. Hence, eight reasons why Mario was a bad signing: 8. He's not THE answer. I'm just as excited as anyone that a lowly city like Buffalo got someone as dynamic as Mario, but he alone isn't going to win games for us. Can he throw the ball? Or catch it? What about playing guard? Can he cover wide receivers? Nope, didn't think so. 7. His work ethic is lacking. Last year, after wimping out due to a sore chest muscle, Mario got only five sacks in the five games he played in. Really?! He couldn't get more sacks than Dareus--a rookie--who got 5.5 in 16 games? And how much more is Mario getting paid than Dareus? 6. He won't gel with other players. Chemistry wins titles, not individuals. Mario, I hear, is a Republican. Dareus is a staunch Democrat. K. Williams, a Libertarian. I don't see these political odd couples gelling here, Bills fans. 5. He's not nasty enough. All the great DEs have criminal records or personal demons. Alonzo Spellman. Lawrence Taylor. Leonard Little. Ray Lewis. Even Bruce Smith struggled a little with the bottle. Apparently, Mario has no run-ins with the law or any vices. Sorry, I want a barbarian rushing Tom Brady, not a teetotaling choir boy. 4. He has no social life. I just read a story in the Houston Chron and the reporter said Mario never even went to an Astros or Rockets game! Seriously?! Maybe that's why, when asked why he chose Buffalo, he said "I don't care about extracurricular crap." Great, now we have a football player who only likes to play football, think about playing football and kill deer. Doesn't seem like a very balanced individual if you ask me. 3. He likes to shoot animals. Speaking of killing deer, my NPR-listening, Volvo-driving friend tells me anyone who hunts for sport is lacking in IQ and has latent homicidal feelings. Does that sound like the kind of DE we want in Buffalo? 2. He raised the salary bar too high. Everyone is saying junk like "Now free agents are going to WANT to come to Buffalo." OK, fine. But they're also going to want like $100 million. So we probably won't EVER sign a free agent again. Great. And the No. 1 reason why Mario was a bad signing... 1. He just bankrupted Mr. Wilson. Remember that vision of free agent wide receivers jumping in our heads? Nix just called Alvin Harper, according to this report. Couldn't even afford him. Thanks, Mario! haha, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Will Mario's 13 sacks, Kyle's 7 sacks, Dareus's 7 sacks and Kelseys 6 sacks really help this defense? Uh, ya. Oh wait you're also not counting how much more stout Kyle and Darius will be able to be up the middle against the run because of what Mario is doing setting the edge as they say. I think you see a whole new level of Kyle and Dareus is just going to eat people as a result. Good time are coming. No more of thi sshit eating D getting gouged for 200+ on the ground. Thank you Mario! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bflojohn Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 JustAtlanta... hmmm? Sounds to me like a befuddled Falcons fan who can't quite come to grips with the harsh reality that his beloved Falcons have to fall back on John Abraham yet again! If this was reversed (Abraham to Buffalo, Mario to Falcons), you wouldn't have had the "pleasure" of this guys' company whatsoever. So I think that SOUR GRAPES are really causing this poor kid massive heartburn! Tough league to win in, I guess Julio just wasn't enough! HA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityCheck Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I wanted the Bills to sign Luigi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 JustAtlanta... hmmm? Sounds to me like a befuddled Falcons fan who can't quite come to grips with the harsh reality that his beloved Falcons have to fall back on John Abraham yet again! If this was reversed (Abraham to Buffalo, Mario to Falcons), you wouldn't have had the "pleasure" of this guys' company whatsoever. So I think that SOUR GRAPES are really causing this poor kid massive heartburn! Tough league to win in, I guess Julio just wasn't enough! HA!!!!! Mr. BfloJohn: I live in Atlanta. But like most mid and western NYers, I moved. Only time I root for the Falcons is the one time a year I see them at the Georgia Dome or if they're playing against the Pats, Jets or Phins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 After intense jubilation due to our epic signing of Mario Williams, I think sober analysis is needed here. 3. He likes to shoot animals. Speaking of killing deer, my NPR-listening, Volvo-driving friend tells me anyone who hunts for sport is lacking in IQ and has latent homicidal feelings. Does that sound like the kind of DE we want in Buffalo? I know several hunters who are happily married so I think that this statement holds no water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who is Yuri? Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Well done, OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Troll 1 Lots of people 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark80 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 After intense jubilation due to our epic signing of Mario Williams, I think sober analysis is needed here. Hence, eight reasons why Mario was a bad signing: 8. He's not THE answer. I'm just as excited as anyone that a lowly city like Buffalo got someone as dynamic as Mario, but he alone isn't going to win games for us. Can he throw the ball? Or catch it? What about playing guard? Can he cover wide receivers? Nope, didn't think so. 7. His work ethic is lacking. Last year, after wimping out due to a sore chest muscle, Mario got only five sacks in the five games he played in. Really?! He couldn't get more sacks than Dareus--a rookie--who got 5.5 in 16 games? And how much more is Mario getting paid than Dareus? 6. He won't gel with other players. Chemistry wins titles, not individuals. Mario, I hear, is a Republican. Dareus is a staunch Democrat. K. Williams, a Libertarian. I don't see these political odd couples gelling here, Bills fans. 5. He's not nasty enough. All the great DEs have criminal records or personal demons. Alonzo Spellman. Lawrence Taylor. Leonard Little. Ray Lewis. Even Bruce Smith struggled a little with the bottle. Apparently, Mario has no run-ins with the law or any vices. Sorry, I want a barbarian rushing Tom Brady, not a teetotaling choir boy. 4. He has no social life. I just read a story in the Houston Chron and the reporter said Mario never even went to an Astros or Rockets game! Seriously?! Maybe that's why, when asked why he chose Buffalo, he said "I don't care about extracurricular crap." Great, now we have a football player who only likes to play football, think about playing football and kill deer. Doesn't seem like a very balanced individual if you ask me. 3. He likes to shoot animals. Speaking of killing deer, my NPR-listening, Volvo-driving friend tells me anyone who hunts for sport is lacking in IQ and has latent homicidal feelings. Does that sound like the kind of DE we want in Buffalo? 2. He raised the salary bar too high. Everyone is saying junk like "Now free agents are going to WANT to come to Buffalo." OK, fine. But they're also going to want like $100 million. So we probably won't EVER sign a free agent again. Great. And the No. 1 reason why Mario was a bad signing... 1. He just bankrupted Mr. Wilson. Remember that vision of free agent wide receivers jumping in our heads? Nix just called Alvin Harper, according to this report. Couldn't even afford him. Thanks, Mario! How is this funny, insightful, creative, or even worthy of a read? I read the first two, then blah blah blah, and that's it. I have no time or appreciation for such crap. And to think, I'd get a slap on the wrist for calling a troll like this an idiot. Yeah, I know it's scarcasim, but I'm tired of this B.S. and just want some good Bills talk when I come to this site, not this crap. Why do people give this guy the satisfaction of "thumbs up" or "nice post" or "good job OP"? People like this just piss me off. Go troll somewhere else. Yeah, scarcasim, wahoo, good for you, you're so thoughtful and creative....blah, blah, blah. But I'll be banned for telling this guy to fuk off and that he's an idiot troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Cthulhu Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 You've got potential OP. i see u writing for leno some day and making millions of people not laugh. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 In #5 you call Mario a tea-totalling choir boy, and then pine for a barbarian. Yet in point 3 you bemoan his hunting and latent homicidal feelings. There is a disconnect here. BTW, doesn't Kyle Williams fill the barbarian role? I thought that was my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 JustAtlanta... hmmm? Sounds to me like a befuddled Falcons fan who can't quite come to grips with the harsh reality that his beloved Falcons have to fall back on John Abraham yet again! If this was reversed (Abraham to Buffalo, Mario to Falcons), you wouldn't have had the "pleasure" of this guys' company whatsoever. So I think that SOUR GRAPES are really causing this poor kid massive heartburn! Tough league to win in, I guess Julio just wasn't enough! HA!!!!! Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 How is this funny, insightful, creative, or even worthy of a read? I read the first two, then blah blah blah, and that's it. I have no time or appreciation for such crap. And to think, I'd get a slap on the wrist for calling a troll like this an idiot. Yeah, I know it's scarcasim, but I'm tired of this B.S. and just want some good Bills talk when I come to this site, not this crap. Why do people give this guy the satisfaction of "thumbs up" or "nice post" or "good job OP"? People like this just piss me off. Go troll somewhere else. Yeah, scarcasim, wahoo, good for you, you're so thoughtful and creative....blah, blah, blah. But I'll be banned for telling this guy to fuk off and that he's an idiot troll. Have you considered switching to decaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjmac Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I thought that was my job Then Brady and Sanchez are still walking because...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 (edited) How is this funny, insightful, creative, or even worthy of a read? I read the first two, then blah blah blah, and that's it. I have no time or appreciation for such crap. And to think, I'd get a slap on the wrist for calling a troll like this an idiot. Yeah, I know it's scarcasim, but I'm tired of this B.S. and just want some good Bills talk when I come to this site, not this crap. Why do people give this guy the satisfaction of "thumbs up" or "nice post" or "good job OP"? People like this just piss me off. Go troll somewhere else. Yeah, scarcasim, wahoo, good for you, you're so thoughtful and creative....blah, blah, blah. But I'll be banned for telling this guy to fuk off and that he's an idiot troll. The best way to fight negativity, and there are already posts that are downplaying Mario's arrival, is with jokes, or parody. It works on most people. Sorry it made you so angry. Thought I'd also share the two private message you shared with me at 3AM: Mark80 Today, 03:00 AM Hey beerball, go post your idiotic, trolling posts somewhere else, we're not interested. !@#$ off. And... Dick licker. !@#$ off with your trolling. Edited March 17, 2012 by JustinAtlanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 The best way to fight negativity, and there are already posts that are downplaying Mario's arrival, is with jokes, or parody. It works on most people. Sorry it made you so angry. Thought I'd also share the two private message you shared with me at 3AM: Mark80 Today, 03:00 AM Hey beerball, go post your idiotic, trolling posts somewhere else, we're not interested. !@#$ off. And... Dick licker. !@#$ off with your trolling. Apparently the first was misdirected by Mark80, it sure looks like it was intended for me. My PM is open for any of M80's PMS rants. Please feel free to communicate with me directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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