Kevin Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 BREAKING NEWS: PFT reports that the Buffalo Bills are having second thoughts about the Mario Williams signing. And regards #2...five sacks in five games is only marginally worse than the Bills' entire defense last year. No ****, really? Maybe you're not cut out for this whole social interaction thingy. Ever consider becoming a hermit? Easy Tom. He is still a probationary poster. He hasn't earned his wings yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurmal34 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Hilarious stuff. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Well, might not always be easy to catch, but this was obvious I was trying to be polite. He's new here. Edited March 16, 2012 by nucci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I was trying to be polite. He's new here. Tough nuts. Ground up and in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev.Mattb74 ESQ. Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 He wants to eat your children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 After intense jubilation due to our epic signing of Mario Williams, I think sober analysis is needed here. Hence, eight reasons why Mario was a bad signing: 8. He's not THE answer. I'm just as excited as anyone that a lowly city like Buffalo got someone as dynamic as Mario, but he alone isn't going to win games for us. Can he throw the ball? Or catch it? What about playing guard? Can he cover wide receivers? Nope, didn't think so. 7. His work ethic is lacking. Last year, after wimping out due to a sore chest muscle, Mario got only five sacks in the five games he played in. Really?! He couldn't get more sacks than Dareus--a rookie--who got 5.5 in 16 games? And how much more is Mario getting paid than Dareus? 6. He won't gel with other players. Chemistry wins titles, not individuals. Mario, I hear, is a Republican. Dareus is a staunch Democrat. K. Williams, a Libertarian. I don't see these political odd couples gelling here, Bills fans. 5. He's not nasty enough. All the great DEs have criminal records or personal demons. Alonzo Spellman. Lawrence Taylor. Leonard Little. Ray Lewis. Even Bruce Smith struggled a little with the bottle. Apparently, Mario has no run-ins with the law or any vices. Sorry, I want a barbarian rushing Tom Brady, not a teetotaling choir boy. 4. He has no social life. I just read a story in the Houston Chron and the reporter said Mario never even went to an Astros or Rockets game! Seriously?! Maybe that's why, when asked why he chose Buffalo, he said "I don't care about extracurricular crap." Great, now we have a football player who only likes to play football, think about playing football and kill deer. Doesn't seem like a very balanced individual if you ask me. 3. He likes to shoot animals. Speaking of killing deer, my NPR-listening, Volvo-driving friend tells me anyone who hunts for sport is lacking in IQ and has latent homicidal feelings. Does that sound like the kind of DE we want in Buffalo? 2. He raised the salary bar too high. Everyone is saying junk like "Now free agents are going to WANT to come to Buffalo." OK, fine. But they're also going to want like $100 million. So we probably won't EVER sign a free agent again. Great. And the No. 1 reason why Mario was a bad signing... 1. He just bankrupted Mr. Wilson. Remember that vision of free agent wide receivers jumping in our heads? Nix just called Alvin Harper, according to this report. Couldn't even afford him. Thanks, Mario! Hey, take that **** to PPP. That is if you have the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMario Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 .Hahahahah this is great. He obviously knows nothing about football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Tough nuts. Ground up and in the freezer. That was one of the best to come out of the big day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 Hey, take that **** to PPP. That is if you have the balls. Public Policy Polling? Point to Point Protocol? Princess Protection Program? Seen that acronym here before but honestly don't know what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Well, might not always be easy to catch, but this was obvious +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR4444 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 did you plagiarize The Mort Report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Long Beach Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Public Policy Polling? Point to Point Protocol? Princess Protection Program? Seen that acronym here before but honestly don't know what it is. politics polls & pundits. it's on the base level of the forums... its the dark underbelly of tbd. Many fear to tread there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Public Policy Polling? Point to Point Protocol? Princess Protection Program? Seen that acronym here before but honestly don't know what it is. Pussies Please Pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 politics polls & pundits. it's on the base level of the forums... its the dark underbelly of tbd. Many fear to tread there. Dark underbellies are my kind of place. Can't wait to check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Dude Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 (edited) After intense jubilation due to our epic signing of Mario Williams, I think sober analysis is needed here. Hence, eight reasons why Mario was a bad signing: 8. He's not THE answer. I'm just as excited as anyone that a lowly city like Buffalo got someone as dynamic as Mario, but he alone isn't going to win games for us. Can he throw the ball? Or catch it? What about playing guard? Can he cover wide receivers? Nope, didn't think so. 7. His work ethic is lacking. Last year, after wimping out due to a sore chest muscle, Mario got only five sacks in the five games he played in. Really?! He couldn't get more sacks than Dareus--a rookie--who got 5.5 in 16 games? And how much more is Mario getting paid than Dareus? 6. He won't gel with other players. Chemistry wins titles, not individuals. Mario, I hear, is a Republican. Dareus is a staunch Democrat. K. Williams, a Libertarian. I don't see these political odd couples gelling here, Bills fans. 5. He's not nasty enough. All the great DEs have criminal records or personal demons. Alonzo Spellman. Lawrence Taylor. Leonard Little. Ray Lewis. Even Bruce Smith struggled a little with the bottle. Apparently, Mario has no run-ins with the law or any vices. Sorry, I want a barbarian rushing Tom Brady, not a teetotaling choir boy. 4. He has no social life. I just read a story in the Houston Chron and the reporter said Mario never even went to an Astros or Rockets game! Seriously?! Maybe that's why, when asked why he chose Buffalo, he said "I don't care about extracurricular crap." Great, now we have a football player who only likes to play football, think about playing football and kill deer. Doesn't seem like a very balanced individual if you ask me. 3. He likes to shoot animals. Speaking of killing deer, my NPR-listening, Volvo-driving friend tells me anyone who hunts for sport is lacking in IQ and has latent homicidal feelings. Does that sound like the kind of DE we want in Buffalo? 2. He raised the salary bar too high. Everyone is saying junk like "Now free agents are going to WANT to come to Buffalo." OK, fine. But they're also going to want like $100 million. So we probably won't EVER sign a free agent again. Great. And the No. 1 reason why Mario was a bad signing... 1. He just bankrupted Mr. Wilson. Remember that vision of free agent wide receivers jumping in our heads? Nix just called Alvin Harper, according to this report. Couldn't even afford him. Thanks, Mario! What a JACKASS !!!! I STRONGLY DISAGREE !!!! Mario Williams and this D-Line ARE GONNA BE BEAST !!! Edited March 17, 2012 by T Flynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Man when I saw this thread title I thought, well, it had to happen at some point. Thank god it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dark underbellies are my kind of place. Can't wait to check it out. Oh !@#$...another newbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meark Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 (edited) Should this thread be pinned...??? I am shocked there are apparently a few people that thought the original post was serious.. LOL.. (ok.. I'm not all that shocked since sarcasm is like a foreign language to many) Edited March 17, 2012 by markinsd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Should this thread be pinned...??? I am shocked there are apparently a few people that thought the original post was serious.. LOL.. (ok.. I'm not all that shocked since sarcasm is like a foreign language to many) It should be pinned! As we are WNY regardless of nationality, when we see someone pissing in our bowl of Cheerios we immediately become the Fighting Irish. Facts be damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninFl Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sucked in quite a few on that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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