SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 How did he die? Was Kim Jong Ill? Was Kim Jong ill? Ha. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Does anyone know what happened? Was Kim Jong sick or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Does anyone know what happened? Was Kim Jong sick or something? So you're asking if Kim Jong was... ...ailing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So you're asking if Kim Jong was... ...ailing? Or something of that ilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) Does anyone know what happened? Was Kim Jong sick or something? Kim Jong Il only took 15 minutes off of work since taking power in 1994, and that was to play a round of golf in which he shot a 34 over 18 holes. The game goes quick when you average 16 putts, never miss a fairway, and drive most greens. But only 15 minutes of leisure time and a paltry 45 minutes of sleep over 17 years caught up with dear leader who died of exhaustion and the crushing weight of his love for all his people, especially the slaves and the political prisoners and all the people he executed out of love. That and a massive heart attack which was attributed to complications following his stroke last year, but mostly exhaustion and love. Compare that to Obama's 47 weeks of vacation and 3 hour work days, which include a 2 hour lunch, and its easy to see why North Korea is the 15th largest fluorite producer in the world. Edited December 19, 2011 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The Korean State News announced that Kim Jong did indeed die from "overwork', In honor of the "Dear Leader" ...................................I have pretty much been phoning it in today. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Kim Jong Il only took 15 minutes off of work since taking power in 1994, and that was to play a round of golf in which he shot a 34 over 18 holes. The game goes quick when you average 16 putts, never miss a fairway, and drive most greens. But only 15 minutes of leisure time and a paltry 45 minutes of sleep over 17 years caught up with dear leader who died of exhaustion and the crushing weight of his love for all his people, especially the slaves and the political prisoners and all the people he executed out of love. That and a massive heart attack which was attributed to complications following his stroke last year, but mostly exhaustion and love. Compare that to Obama's 47 weeks of vacation and 3 hour work days, which include a 2 hour lunch, and its easy to see why North Korea is the 15th largest fluorite producer in the world. Pimping ain't easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 On Conan last night: It is being reported that school children in North Korea were taught that Kim Jong Il did not ever use the bathroom. So today, most school children in North Korea assumed that their fearless leader exploded. Or maybe KJI figured out how to use the seashells from "Demolition Man".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I was Kim Jong Il's cook No...not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 So this is where the thread went?! North Korea is best Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Kim Jong Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Such a shame that the worlds greatest golfer met a premature end, especially because I thought he was immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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