eball Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 lupus? is it lupus?!? The test results are negative? Oh, why, why me? Wait -- so, negative is a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I have an inside source that told me Marcus Easley has pink eye. Apparently Michael Jasper farted on his pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfaninvgs Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Gailey says he knows what it is. He thinks Easly should be the one to tell everyone. That has STD written all over it. Could be chlamydia. But my vote is still syphilis  I have an inside source that told me Marcus Easley has pink eye. Apparently Michael Jasper farted on his pillow.  I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING..... I haven't seen that movie in forever. This is my vote for post of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 From Gailey: "It's gotten more prolonged than we thought. We're going have to get more evaluation on him and see exactly where that's going to go. He won't be ready this week for sure. I know what it is, but I'm not going to say. I think he should be the one to say if anybody does." Â This can't be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I am not worried until I hear he is referring to himself as Jon Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saundena Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Please excuse my cluelessness (or perhaps in ability to pick up on the sarcasm), but why would an easily treatable STD keep him out of the game. It's not like their putting D's to A's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 VD clinics: Be on the lookout for one Marcus Easley, 6.2 black male, 225 lbs. Also goes by the name "Don Canada." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Oh its an STD alright, but the worst one of them all... Â Marcus Easley is pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Raging case of herpagonasyphilaids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Wonder how much Easley's absence allowed Scott Chandler to factor into the passing game. Maybe with easley in Chan sticks with his 4-WR sets and Scotty boy doesn't have the huge game that he had Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 This entire thread is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfaninvgs Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Poor Easley... Caught the clap!!! First catch of the regular season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 We could joke, and seriously speculate, all day. Â It could very well be a mental illness, though. On the other hand, a key clue could come from Gailey: "where that's going to go..." Can't imagine what that would be, if you take it literally, other than a flesh-eating virus. Â My hope is STD. Easily treatable, unlike mental illnesses and flesh-eating viruses. Â Unless it's a flesh-eating STD that causes manic depression. Then he's seriously screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 From Gailey: "It's gotten more prolonged than we thought. We're going have to get more evaluation on him and see exactly where that's going to go. He won't be ready this week for sure. I know what it is, but I'm not going to say. I think he should be the one to say if anybody does." This can't be good. Â Â If it's not a football injury, and illness is not, I dont think Gailey can legally say what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 If it's not a football injury, and illness is not, I dont think Gailey can legally say what it is. I don't know if that's true, but it makes sense. They need to nip this in the bud, PR wise, though. Speculation breeds like wildfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceisloose78 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 He has a sever case of diarrhea butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I don't know if that's true, but it makes sense. They need to nip this in the bud, PR wise, though. Speculation breeds like wildfire. Â Eh, they dont have to do anything. And Im not sure they should. The Eagles didnt say anything about Maclin's condition. The dude is sick, thats all we need to know. Anyone speculating (seriously) has an illness of their own they should be worried about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Sounds like mono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I don't understand the Carrington reference from the OP. Can someone help me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 "It's never Lupus."-- Gregory House, M.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts