Hammered a Lot Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) between two low level guys, Pinto Kenny has decided to move to Hammer's Lot this year. I know Kenny loved his previous parking location, but with some of the rule changes going on at that location, he decided it was time to try a new parking location. So with much constipation, the #1 Parking Lot welcomes the #1 Tailgater. Edited August 7, 2011 by Hammered a Lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 wow. that's fantastic news Hammer! Now where else would you rather be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 bring your umbrellas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 You should have signed the agreement on the steps of the Hall of Fame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 My guess is you will see a lot of people move off the official lots so they can still start their tailgate at 8AM (or earlier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Cool..have you decided where he will be setup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 bring your umbrellas! bring your bowling balls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 between two low level guys, Pinto Kenny has decided to move to Hammer's Lot this year. I know Kenny loved his previous parking location, but with some of the rule changes going on at that location, he decided it was time to try a new parking location. So with much constipation, the #1 Parking Lot welcomes the #1 Tailgater. I'm glad that Kenny is standing up to the BS, but not sure this is a very good ending to the situation. Having Kenny in a main lot meant safe and large scale access to his tailgate extravaganza. Lot 1 has long been the home to the most ardent of Bills tailgaters and those folks will probably stay on the southside of the stadium because of access. The main lot on your side of the street is a cavernous half-empty mish-mosh of an experience and not a good parking option to the people who frequent the southside. This means the die-hards that pack the southside (lot 1, mud lot and all the other private lots on 20A) are going to have to hike over and across the street in droves to visit your lot or not see the pinto at all. There is simply not enough room to accomodate everyone at your lot. It's the Bills fault, they f'd up their tailgating enviroment. They better start winning on the field because this is a step in the wrong direction with regard to the experience that makes the losing tolerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 F the stadium lots, park in the private ones. Cheaper and you dont get stuck in 2 hours of traffic if you want to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 F the stadium lots, park in the private ones. Cheaper and you dont get stuck in 2 hours of traffic if you want to leave. What you are saying is true, though the real hardcore tailgaters like Kenny don't run for the bus after the game. Even under new restrictions there is time to cook some dinner and discuss the loss. But wiithout good tailgating around the stadium, the experience is not the same. Every year, thousands of potential new fans make their first trip to the Ralph. When you are trying to recruit and expand your fanbase, having listless main lots is not a good thing. Instead of an entire, giant parking lot of people mingling, you have a bunch of fractioned off backyard bbq's. Would you as a first time fan, really walk from backyard to backyard to check out all the tailgating experiences like people do when they walk around the main lots? I guess it's just going to be that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) Kenny and his Pinto show is truly a sight to see. Unfortunately he also tends to drawl a large crowd of supremely drunk idiots too. I like the former but have no use for the latter. That's actually one of the more enjoyable parts about Hammer's Lot, it's usually filled with Bills fans who know how to have a good time but are capable of controlling themselves. Edited August 7, 2011 by Mike in Syracuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsObserver Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Kenny and his Pinto show is truly a sight to see. Unfortunately he also tends to drawl a large crowd of supremely drunk idiots too. I like the former but have no use for the latter. That's actually one of the more enjoyable parts about Hammer's Lot, it's usually filled with Bills fans who know how to have a good time but are capable of controlling themselves. Now that sounds like a good time. Too many times I've experienced the other side of the coin that you mentioned.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 So how much is it to park in Hammers Lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I want a spot for the home opener. 1 of the best in the best lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Kenny and his Pinto show is truly a sight to see. Unfortunately he also tends to drawl a large crowd of supremely drunk idiots too. I like the former but have no use for the latter. That's actually one of the more enjoyable parts about Hammer's Lot, it's usually filled with Bills fans who know how to have a good time but are capable of controlling themselves. Not anymore. And now those drunks are going to be crossing.... 6?....... lanes of traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Not anymore. And now those drunks are going to be crossing.... 6?....... lanes of traffic? Darwin will start weeding them out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Great news!! My road trip this year is the game in SD. Now when I come next year to the home opener I can spend more time with each group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Great news!! My road trip this year is the game in SD. Now when I come next year to the home opener I can spend more time with each group. Looking forward to partying in SD, CGF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike32282 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 This is great to hear. The_Philster and I were discussing moving out of Lot 1 too and having our tailgating in your lot also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Does Hammer's Lot usually get sold out/full? If so, by what time? I keep trying to convince my crew to try the #1 Lot, with no success as of yet. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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