major Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. Feel free to add to this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsSD Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 10. If you your first thought of OJ is a great running back, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) 11. If a meaningless November win against Miami in an otherwise dismal season makes you indescribably happy, you might be a Bills fan. 12. If the offseason is more exciting to you than the regular season, you might be a Bills fan. 13. If you state that "there's only one NFL team in New York State" several times a year, you might be a Bills fan. Edited June 1, 2011 by San Jose Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunderbill Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) 14. You have always liked the media identity that has anything positive to say about the Bills, and dismiss those that don't as illiterate a-holes. You might be a Bills fan. Edited June 1, 2011 by downunderbill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) 15. If you stick with your team, through 4 awful head coaches and 3 either clueless or listless GMs, terrible drafts, horrible FA signings and the retention of below average players for reasons passing understanding, you might be a Bills fan. Uh, actually, you HAVE to be a Bills fan, because, let's face it: the Dolphin fans would be gone because the team would be gone, the Patriot fans would be gone and back to rooting for the Giants, along with most of the Jets fans. Edited June 1, 2011 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you thought (Kamil Loud/Kwame Cavil) was going to be a breakout WR based on training camp reports and preseason, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you consider a draft pick a bust before he even plays a down, you may be a Bills fan. Guilty as charged. Conversely.. If you still think Aaron Maybin will have a breakout season, you may be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginiaMike Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 13. If you state that "there's only one NFL team in New York State" several times a year, you might be a Bills fan. # 13 --- definitely If, on a 20 degree day with 10 mph winds, and the snow flying, that "It's good weather for game today -- I think this gives us an advantage" you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. Feel free to add to this list. 10. If your team has SUCKED for more than a decade, these are the things that we resort to talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MClem06 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you've ever said "our third string QB could be the answer", you might be a Bills fan. If you've ever found a positive side of only losing by less then a touchdown on multiple regular season games, you might be a Bills fan. If you have insider information about Jim Kelly's "buying group" you may be a Bills fan. If you have ever cracked a beer at 7 AM at the Ralph Parking lot, you may be a Bills fan. on that note... If you would bet your life that there isn't a more die hard fan in the NFL than a Bills fan... you may be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you can't remember the last time you thought "Man, our draft picks are really making an impact." you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) If, after three regular season games, you give up on the season and justify losses by having a higher draft pick you might be a Bills fan. Edited June 1, 2011 by Mr. Wonderful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. Feel free to add to this list. 5a. If the wide right turn decal on the back of trucks brings a tear to your eye every time you see it; you might be a Bills' fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you view it as 4 consecutive AFC Championships instead of 4 consecutive Suber Bowl losses, you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MClem06 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you stood up and cheered when Brady got hurt... you may be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbosrrgood Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 12. If the offseason is more exciting to you than the regular season, you might be a Bills fan. haha, the offseason is the only time during which we can feel some sense of hope...Only to be brutally awakened from that dream come the regular season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 haha, the offseason is the only time during which we can feel some sense of hope...Only to be brutally awakened from that dream come the regular season... So true If you take pride and enjoy winning the Super Bowl in the Madden video games with the Bills....you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. Feel free to add to this list. 2. I was at that game, it WAS a forward pass, and should be called "The Music City Mistake" Where are we now, up to 14? OK 14. If you think every single washed up POS QB, or Major QB bust could be the next coming of Joe Montana under Chan Gailey, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you remember vividly the play in which Jim Kelly broke an Atlanta Falcons DB's leg when he tackled him returning an interception, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockinon Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) 15. If your best experience is the food you ate the last time you visited the Ralph, you might be a Bills fan. 16. If you have enough Buffalo Bills paraphernalia to fill a garage, you might be a Bills fan. 17. If your kids can't think of anything to give you for Christmas unless it has a Bills logo on it, you might be a Bills fan. 18.If your kids haven't been able to think of anything to give you for Christmas for the last 20 years unless it has a Bills logo on it, you might be a Bills fan. Edited June 1, 2011 by Rockinon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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