Things that you just don't do.

[Tipster19]

Here are several items that will not provide positive long term results.

 

 

...go hang gliding in a hurricane.

 

..."play dead" with a vulture.

 

...sign Terrell Owens to a long term contract.

 

...be a HC for Jerry Jones.

 

...select a WR with the #3 pick in the NFL Draft when your DL blows.

[Assquatch]

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• You don't tug on Superman's cape
  
• You don't spit into the wind
  
• You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
  
• You don't mess around with Jim
  

[BillsVet]

You don't hire Marv Levy to be GM.

You don't hire Dick Jauron as HC.

You don't draft skill positions when your lines stink.

You don't promote Mr. Smithers to be GM.

You don't spend 49M on a guard not named Steve Hutchinson.

You don't trade Jason Peters.

You don't draft Aaron Maybin.

You don't hire Buddy Nix to be GM.

You don't name Trent Edwards starter and then bench him 2 weeks in.

You don't draft Cam Newton in the first 3 rounds minimum.

[outsidethebox]

You don't do "Things you just don't do" threads.

[ReturnoftheBuffaloBeast23]

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• You don't question anybody at One Bills Drive
  
• You don't try to dunk on Mutumbo
  
• You don't question anybody on Twobillsdrive.com
  
• You don't play big bank take little bank with Batman or excuse me Bruce Wayne
  
• You don't draft Aaron Maybin *EVER*
  
• You don't wear a pinstrip blazer with plain slacks
  
• YOU DON'T PASS ON CAMERON NEWTON IF YOU STARTING QB IS RYAN FITZGERALD *i know its Fitzpatrick but only bills fans do*
   
  

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I didn't see this yet

 

You don't sign Chris Kelsay to a four year contract extension when he is a mediocre player, and doesn't fit into your defensive scheme.

 

Also, you don't give small children the middle finger.

Edited February 2, 2011 by Johnny Hammersticks

[Bangarang]

You don't have sex with your girlfriend's sister in the same house as your girlfriend in the middle of the afternoon.

[Tipster19]

You don't have sex with your girlfriend's sister in the same house as your girlfriend in the middle of the afternoon.

 

 

Ouch, this one is the winner! Sounds like you got busted pal and to think that I was worried about our 1st rd pick.

[Kevin]

How bout the things that really matter...

 

You don't:

Tell your wife that it makes her look fat.

Take food from a hungry dog.

Buy one-ply toilet paper.

Have sex with a coworker at work.

Point a gun at something you are not willing to kill.

[Hapless Bills Fan]

You don't sign Chris Kelsay to a four year contract extension when he is a mediocre player, and doesn't fit into your defensive scheme.

 

Word.

[boyst]

... you don't rely on Football Message boards with telling you who to draft.

[jumbalaya]

You never admit that you were having sex even if your wife catches you naked in bed with a woman. Never ever admit it, that is not what she wants to believe.

[EastRochBillsfan]

Here are several items that will not provide positive long term results.

 

 

...go hang gliding in a hurricane.

 

..."play dead" with a vulture.

 

...sign Terrell Owens to a long term contract.

 

...be a HC for Jerry Jones.

 

...select a WR with the #3 pick in the NFL Draft when your DL blows.

 

Well, first of all, I must say congrats for what arguably is the best thread of the year.

 

 

 

secondly,

 

Bangarang, on 01 February 2011 - 08:55 PM, said:

 

You don't have sex with your girlfriend's sister in the same house as your girlfriend in the middle of the afternoon.(without a rubber)

 

....fixed.

 

....and, you never let Pat Williams go for any reason. no how, no way.

 

....or re-sign Dick jauron.

[BADOLBILZ]

Here are several items that will not provide positive long term results.

 

 

...go hang gliding in a hurricane.

 

..."play dead" with a vulture.

 

...sign Terrell Owens to a long term contract.

 

...be a HC for Jerry Jones.

 

...select a WR with the #3 pick in the NFL Draft when your DL blows.

 

You don't draft players like a woman chooses men. As if they can be easily changed.

 

Donte is always gonna' be lil'. Marshawn is never going to have enough speed to average much over 3.9 ypc. Maybin is always going to be under 250, play like he's under 200 and run like he's almost 300. CJ is always going to be too small to be a feature back.

 

If they change, it will be by the "grace of God", not because of the feminine charms of the Buffalo Bills.

 

The Bills are always drafting and waiting for their players to become what they need. Teams like NE, Atlanta, KC....they are drafting players who are ready to play the position they are drafted for the way they want it played pretty much right away.

[KD in CA]

You don't draft players like a woman chooses men. As if they can be easily changed.

That is signature worthy right there.

 

 

Donte is always gonna' be lil'. Marshawn is never going to have enough speed to average much over 3.9 ypc. Maybin is always going to be under 250, play like he's under 200 and run like he's almost 300. CJ is always going to be too small to be a feature back.

 

If they change, it will be by the "grace of God", not because of the feminine charms of the Buffalo Bills.

 

The Bills are always drafting and waiting for their players to become what they need. Teams like NE, Atlanta, KC....they are drafting players who are ready to play the position they are drafted for the way they want it played pretty much right away.

Exactly. I'm always amazed at how many people give the Bills FO a pass on horrible drafting with the 'just wait till year 3' nonsense. Meanwhile, I see first and second year guys starting and making plays all over the field for playoff teams like Pittsburgh, NE, Balt, GB, etc.

[billsbacker56]

you dont wear chuck norris, chuck norris wears you

 

you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

 

chuck norris' rice krispies dont say crap untill he tells them to

 

hehe

[Green Lightning]

You don't do "Things you just don't do" threads.

 

+1

[Johnny Hammersticks]

you dont wear chuck norris, chuck norris wears you

 

you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

 

chuck norris' rice krispies dont say crap untill he tells them to

 

hehe

 

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet....the water gets Chuck Norris.

[billsbacker56]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet....the water gets Chuck Norris.

 

 

+1

[Hapless Bills Fan]

You don't draft players like a woman chooses men. As if they can be easily changed.

 

Donte is always gonna' be lil'. Marshawn is never going to have enough speed to average much over 3.9 ypc. Maybin is always going to be under 250, play like he's under 200 and run like he's almost 300. CJ is always going to be too small to be a feature back.

 

If they change, it will be by the "grace of God", not because of the feminine charms of the Buffalo Bills.

 

The Bills are always drafting and waiting for their players to become what they need. Teams like NE, Atlanta, KC....they are drafting players who are ready to play the position they are drafted for the way they want it played pretty much right away.

 

Ouch. Truth hurts.