Just Jack

The one in Syracuse lasted about 11 months.

Is this the pizza delivery guy story? I remember seeing it.

Well, if they tells us what the "other reasons" are, we would talk about that.

Do you hate squirrels also?

Really is a green alien newscaster

Maybe, but the professor is kinda cute too.... http://pma.cornell.edu/rebekah-maggor

Make sure your bear is allowed to leave the zoo first.... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/09/canada-alberta-zoo-bear-fed-ice-cream-charges

Since im the one that drives her everywhere, no.

I was watching a tv show a couple weeks ago. One of the main characters, a federal agent calls a field office. Doesn’t say hi, doesn’t even say who she is, just gets right into “give me this info”. And the person on the other end of the call gives it to her.

Any runners or significant others of runners that use apps to track where your SO is during a run? My wife has android, I have an iPhone. I do have an Android phone for work I can use if that makes it easier. I'm looking for some way to see where she is during a race so I know when I need to be at the finish line. Any phrase I can think of Googling just brings up apps for tracking her run, not something that will show me where she is.

They're on the list, between chicken wings and Choibana yogurt

Dr. Drai is, in case you were confused by the same sounding names. http://www.syracuse.com/celebrity-news/index.ssf/2018/05/dr_dre_vs_dr_drai_rapper_loses_trademark_battle_with_actual_doctor.html

Explain it? There's video!

Same here. I like my seats.

I'm working in the area, and staying out by the airport. I'll let you know if I spot him.

Its been that way for years, before Trump, maybe even before Obama. My parents live in a small town and if they mail something to some one else in the same town, it goes to Syracuse to be sorted, then back to the small town. Used to be the postmaster in town would cancel local mail and deliver it the next day.

I’ve seen two people in a retirement home get into a fist fight. Except they were both in wheelchairs so all they were doing was swinging their arms in the air in front of the other person. No blows we’re landing.

I’m sure you will, but remember to take the soup out of the microwave first.

I've seen that before, I don't remember if it was FedEx or UPS. My shipment was listed as to be delivered on a certain day. It arrived at the local distribution center a few days early. And there it sat until the day it was scheduled to arrive.

Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter to Reprise Roles in Third ‘Bill & Ted’ Film

I usually say “go !@#$ yourself” when hanging up...... after talking to telemarketers

I think that’s the usher in section109/110.

“Oh boy, the Kardashian’s are here! I hope I can get a picture with them! They’re the best!”

Sunday morning.... “Everyone is allllwwway. On the oboen”

Don’t heat up urine in the microwave https://www.9news.com/mobile/article/news/woman-cited-for-allegedly-causing-urine-to-explode-in-7-eleven-microwave/73-548900829